Alongside handlebar mustaches and monkeys knife fights, keytars and those that play them rank up at the top of my holyshitawesome list. I saw Ms. Bedekovic playing alongside Borat on Conan, and was mesmerized by her lightning fast fingers. So I asked internet, and found this video of her keytar steez that is truly retro-glorious. Watching it is kind of like doing meth backstage with a Flock of Seagulls. Except I feel no need to run so far away.