OK. Where do we begin?
First of all the song is called "Behind The Cow". The title is a clue to the level of coherence throughout the rest of the song.
In a need to state the obvious, this song was clearly not written by anyone with any understanding of the English language. But that by itself does not make this the worst song ever (OK maybe worst song ever is a little harsh, but it does grate on the nerves) , although it helps… about half way through, for no reason at all, Fatman Scoop comes in accompanied with a new beat that is COMPLETELY off rhythm.
It is almost as if the Fatman Scoop part was recorded for something else, never used and then purchased for cheap and used in this song. Apparently this song was huge in