Tuesday, September 25, 2007

James Brown - FutureShock


In the olden days, when mustache was king, James Brown had a Soul Train-esque program called Futureshock..Check out this radical clip from the show. The screenplay probably read something like this:

James Brown enters. He proceeds to say some things that sound awesome but don't really mean anything. He then proceeds to set it off, raises the roof, lets the dogs out, puts his thing down, gets into it, activates the sex machine, shakes it like a Polaroid picture, and turns it loose. He repeats if necessary.

The crowd becomes infected by his hypnotic gyrations. A wave of excitement rolls over them. They begin to dance furiously, almost as if ants live inside their pants. They repeat if necessary.

(via Bedazzled)

No comments: