I really can't decide which display of "acting" in the clips below is more unbelievably awful. Both are pretty amazing in their own way. Maybe you all can help me figure it out. Which do you think is the worst?
This diamond of uncut awesome from "Troll 2":
or this moving performance from "Tough Guys Don't Dance":
I'm leaning towards the first one. Simply because it's impressive that so much suck can be crammed into so few words. But regardless of who is more awful, they are both winners to me. They should team up, maybe open a school together. (As long as it isn't an acting school. That would be a fucking disaster.)