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Thursday, July 17, 2008

I Heart Computer.

Ay yay yay..this summer is making life crazy topsy-turvy bananas. I'm just super busy, I guess. Which is weird. And life is suddenly full of crossroads and choices my small brain isn't equipped to process. Oh, the drama. I feel like an uber-douche from my own personal version of "The Hills". Except unlike Spencer Pratt, God doesn't hate me and wish I'd fall off a Malibu cliff to be eaten by sand sharks. I wish the doppelganger I created of myself would do the fucking job I pay him to do and blog like a good doppelganger ought to. But no. Instead he just stays in and uses up electricity, running the air conditioning and playing my godamned Xbox while I'm out working like a hooker during Fleet Week. I suppose that's exactly what I'd do, so he is actually a fairly effective doppelganger. Damn you, science. If you weren't wearing those smart person glasses I'd slap that hyper-intelligent face of yours.

So here's some randomness I've enjoyed recently..please forgive the slowness of the posts lately. This blog moves like I dance. In random bursts of disjointed nonsense.

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