Someone told me sometime recently but I can't remember who or when that I should talk about myself more on this site. Easier said than done.
I'm boring. Not C-Span or Ray Romano boring, but pretty fucking dull. But I suppose life is slightly less boring than usual lately so I figure what the hell..So I'm quitting my job as a dog walker and am about to start a program for screenwriting in a few weeks. I can honestly say that I'm geeked. Amped. Pumped. I feel like a horse jacked on German steroids at the gate at the Kentucky Derby. Pow. I want to administer the high-five to Robot Jesus while riding a Dinosaur through Rock N Roll town. So fucking excited. And I have to say that posting on M4H over the years has been the main reason I want to pursue it as a (gulp) career.
When I write it makes my brain feel like monkeys are playing floor hockey with lasersticks and fireballs inside my giant nerd head. And that sends a signal to my giant nerd face which makes it smile. So we'll see what happens. All I know is that for the next year all I'll be doing is writing. (Which means more nerd-farming over here, so hurray!) And I implore you, fellow monkiacs, to feel free to give me all your ideas for screenplays. I'll be sure to gracefully steal them with my trademark high-intensity style and panache. C'mon, people! Eye of the tiger! Let's take Hollywood by storm and spank its bloated, cocaine-filled face till it gives us what we want! (Candy, cigarettes, and cigarettes that taste like candy will suffice.)
Speaking of movies, here's something I'd like to see made into a movie:
"Akbar Does Ibiza". Call Hollywood.
And If I get the superskills, maybe I'll be able to make movies as awesome as these:
Why God, Why.
Off to school..
To get my mind right..
It'll be hard..
I must make sure to not to do Hood rat stuff with my friends..
Gotta eat right..
Maybe start an exercise program..
And always..always make sure to dance the beautiful dance.
Then one day, far down the road, once I make the big bucks..
I'll finally be able to kick back and relax.
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