Thursday, November 27, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Shopping With Metallica

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Flip Flops and Armani are the new metal.

Buck Rogers Hearts Rave

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Buck Rogers was a category-5 level badass. He rocked an almost perfect Playmobil haircut and rolled with a swinging midget robot (who also had a severely boss haircut). And when he wasn't busy being awesome, he spent time raving out 25th century style. Watch as cyber-disco outfit "Andromeda" rock 70's inspired electronica straight from future's past. It's reassuring to know that 400 years from now we will still have Cocaine-fueled discotechs and bad haircuts. Also, disco light ropes and leotards as evening wear still totally play. This is all good information. Now I know what to pack for my cryo-freezing besides a machine gun and baseball bat for fighting off robots.


Lost Bruce Lee Footage

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

They see me rollin'...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

They hatin'.


(via Rad Dudes)

Chuck E. Cheese Training Video

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

The screenplay I'm writing right now has a character in it that fixes the robots at Chuck E. Cheese, and while doing research for it, I stumbled on this odd gem. Check out 10+ minutes of behind the scene strangeness and awkward real life simulations courtesy of one giant rat, an unsettling voice over actor, and plenty of 80's retro children. Learn how to care for your giant rat costume, how to warm up prior to "Chuck-E-sizing" yourself, as well as learning the rules of proper touching of strangers when working in the field. Good God in heaven this makes me uncomfortable. When I start my Cosplay-themed doomsday cult I'll make sure my recruits watch this until the brink of madness to ensure proper brain washing.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Obey Hypno Cat.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Dear Lord.

Meet my lawyer

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

No evidence, no conviction. That's my kind of lawyering.

(via Neatorama)

Red 45

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

If only you could pay extra to be able to drink Malt Liquor with Red Fox. That would be amazing.

(via yayhooray)

Korean Chicken



Apparently doing the most boss dance in infinity times the universe is how chicken mongers roll in Korea. I'd marry this girl in a nano. She probably likes fried chicken, so double win for me.

(via afrojacks)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Picture of the Day

Hey, everybody! Guess what just got released to DVD. That's right! It's your favorite movie that you haven't seen and have never even heard of:



In anticipation of your questions let me just say, yes, this is a real movie. No, it isn't one of my attempts at photoshop (all though it is just about my level of quality). No, this isn't post-Friends LeBlanc desperation but actually second season of Friends desperation and finally, yes, I'm crying on the inside.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Vote Lando



Are you suffering from Obama hangover and need a new campaign to energetically throw yourself behind? Well suffer no more. Be a good galactic citizen and show your support for the Calrissian/Chewbacca ticket. If you don't, the Emperor's already won.

Saturday, November 01, 2008