This girl is jedi. Power extreme. Eye of Thundera. A motherfucking keyboard assasin. She's like a heterosexual 10-year-old Japanese Liberace, sans penis, mascara, and glitter cape. (Yes, she's fucking 10.) How disturbing and awesome is that? I swear, all these creepy little kids with unnatural abilities are going to drown us in the river one day. All of us. I for one am buying a gun. I can't believe a 10 year old can do this. It's not right. Or even fair.