Dog: 1, Kid: 0

Labels: Labradomination

Picture Of The Day

AKA Wayne Newton's Mexican cousin Miguel Newton. God this guy rocks. He looks like Newman from Seinfeld dressed as Magnum PI. I can only imagine the photo shoot: Cocaine sandwiches, Pall Mall cigarettes, and lots of messy crying. Just look at that hair. You know he begged the photographer for the side shot so his fans could see the full magnitude of his beautiful afromullet. I thank them both from the bottom of my heart.

Labels: Musical Legends

Russian Soliders Vs. Run DMC

Labels: They look like M.Bison which makes me fiend to play Street Fighter

Gnarls Barkley - Going On

Labels: All this music is Jamaican me crazy

Best Weather Report Of All Time?

Labels: Pretty much everywhere it's gonna be hot.

Conan the Obvious

Labels: arnold

Knight Rider: 1, Innocent man: 0

Hasslehoffed.

(via JJ.am)

Labels: Michael Knight owns

Caption This Photo

My entry: Edgar Winter's Christmas Classics

Labels: best caption wins you a phone call from this guy

Picture Of The Day

Things this guy is saying with his expression:

"Free pie? Yesssssssssssssssss."

"Nice catch, no catch. Go back to JV, bro."

"Heck yes I watch Golden Girls! Who doesn't?"

One thing he's not saying:

"My name is Bradford and I'm proud to be the poster boy for seminal emmisions."

Some people who do anything to be famous. I guarantee you if he was alive today he would be eating horse balls on A Shot At Love 2 with Tila Tequila.

(via yayhooray)

Labels: Apparently old timey bathing suits actually were suits that you could bathe in

Top 10 On-Camera Meltdowns

This post from the monkey brethren at TBH had me laughing so damn hard..I wanted to find some clips of other TV meltdowns, and lo and behold Gawker had this sweet clip ripe for internet plucking and reposting. This has got some terrific old-school clips from back in the days when the news looked like it was filmed on cardboard. And make sure to wait to the end to see NY's own Sue Simmons drop the F bomb like it's hot. What what.

(via Gawker)

Labels: Sam Donaldson wants that lady to shut up

MacGyver Terrarium

(via yayhooray)

Labels: Richard Dean Anderson is alot shorter in person

5 Men in a Limo

This is a short film with five famous voice-over guys from movie trailers saying things to each other all voiceovery, and it is something awesome to behold. It made me feel all watery in the head like the Unbeatable's post on the Mario guy. If I had a voice like that I'd narrate every waking moment of my life. It would be the most exciting description of monotony ever recorded.

Labels: microphone check one two what is this

Picture of the Day

Labels: those guys will smoke anything

A M4H Dream Journal

Then all of the sudden I was walking in the zoo.

Mr. Ronnie James Dio was there.

So was Jim Kelly.

We also talked about how worried we are about Tom Cruise.

Then Ronnie talked about guns. He tried to convince me to get one just to "feel the power" of it. (Apparently he really likes them.) I told him that I respected him, and that "Holy Diver" was a totally boss song, but that he was sounding pretty crazy and to cool it. He said he was sorry. I forgave him quickly because he's Ronnie fucking Dio.

Labels: Dreams

Remixing the Nonsense

Labels: this bitch's voice must be heard

Get to work, you lousy chimps.

This is how to pose like a pimp.

This is how to be a pimp.

This is a mustache.

This is Kan.

This is Science.

This is how Steven Seagal becomes The Cockpuncher.

And finally, we have these assholes.

Labels: my chimpshake brings all the nerds to the yard

What does this button do..

I haven't posted in a while. I just got a new computer, and the truth is I'm still trying to figure out how this modern marvel of science and electronic wonders works. My last computer was a few days away from being a certified old-school throwback. It was really fucking old. 8 years at least. I could have paid a skinny kid with a moped ten bucks and handful of ritalin to go and fetch me information faster. But now it seems I have entered the future.

I couldn't feel more like a Time Traveler. The lightning dork with the eye twitch at Best Buy who sold me this mystery box of laser power didn't adequately prepare me for what I was getting into. I am amazed that when you actually click the mouse, something opens. Not to mention it totally floors me to find out that eight seconds is not the typical wait time for opening a file. And the Internet? Please. Carrier pigeons would be easier to fetch and train than it was to check my email a week ago. So now that I have this beast of a desktop, what the hell should I do with it? Write more, for one. And hopefully land a job I would kick ass at like this...

But as Bill Shakespeare once said, there is so much more to life than sitting and nerding. I feel like the weather is inspiring me to get out there and reach for the stars. (Not literally. I'm more of a pointer than a reacher.)

I really want to make time to see friends..

Maybe give out some hugs..

Get my sports on...



Grow out my summer mustache..

Break out the fresh gear..

Enjoy nature...

Stay cool..

And of course..rock out.

More to come this week...

Labels: I wish they still called computers mechanical brains

Not the Face

I've never seen anyone look so happy at the prospect of an impending face mauling. But seriously, who slipped that dog a mickey of speed laced with rabies.

There's a fine line between hilarious and bone chilling and that line has something to do with being hit in the face.


I love how the catcher is so not even close to catching the ball and how stoked the other guy is to be scoring while a member of the other team can do nothing but sustain an injury. His obvious joy makes the failure that much sweeter.

(via failblog)

Labels: hold on a second my dog says he has a secret that he wants to tell me

Let’s stand strong like the Tokyo Tower!

I felt like I was dreaming an awful and beautiful dream watching this clip. It's called "Boom Boom Wonderland". And even though it sounds like the secret brothel at HongKong Disneyland, it's an actual "song". That also contains "rap".

Bear witness as lazy-eyed aerobics Svengali and part time cult status celebrity Billy Blanks engages in a truly godless combination of Tae Bo, high NRG Japanese techno and gifted wordplay.

The set is bewildering. It looks like Commander Billy rented Daft Punk's lighting and used to rest of his petty cash to hire the extras from The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift to sing accompaniment (spoiler: they fail miserably.)

Sing along if you dare. As an added bonus, you don't have to leave your chair to lose weight. You are guaranteed to shed at least 3 pounds when your brain explodes trying to understand what in the name of Jack fucking LaLane is going on.

(via Japanprobe)

Labels: Believe In The Power.

Bodyguard for hire

The Mona Lisa smile isn't fooling anyone, sir. We all know you can destroy worlds with mere thoughts. Kudos on the mild mannered act. But the forces of evil know your true secret.

(via yayhooray)

Labels: superheros