Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Asshole Battle: Hollywood Edition

The time is here. By popular demand we have yet another monumental Asshole battle on our hands. Like our previous battles, today we have one for the record books.

As I scoured the globe for worthy contenders, I decided to go a bit Hollywood this time. I had a hard time choosing which celebs to pick. There really are hundreds of qualified douchebags in the entertainment industry. This time around the competition is getting stiff. In today's battle we have 9 worthy contenders for the asshole crown!

The winner of this and the subsequent battle TBA will advance to the next round where he or she will face the current champion Dick Cheney.
Please cast your votes, all friends and lurkers alike. And write-ins are more than acceptable. So without further ado, let the games begin!!! In the name of science, I ask you all...

Who is the biggest Asshole?

#1: Carlos Mencia


Granted, humor is objective. But this guy is the fucking worst. He actually managed to make offensive racially provocative humor totally un-funny, which is truly a feat. Not only does he claim to be Mexican and base all his 2 dimensional humor around it, He's actually half German and half Honduran. What a cockbag. I bet Dave Chappelle left Comedy Central just so he wouldn't have to talk to this guy at company picnics.

#2: Kevin Federline

kevin Federline movie

Another no-brainer. Britney is popping babies out thrice weekly and love handles can't drag himself away from his South Beach 8-ball socials long enough to be a fucking motherfucking dad to his godamned kids. Do you ever get that feeling like life is good and the future is bright? I feel the exact opposite of that everytime I hear that K-Fed is still breathing oxygen on planet Earth. Supposedly his new album is going to be "fire". When I feel fire like that I go to the clinic across the railroad tracks.

#3: Cobra Commander


Impatient and frequently hysterical, high pitched voice, extreme cowardice. These are the qualities of a true asshole. I wanted to choose a terrorist, and Osama just doesn't make the cut. Like Cobra Commander, all he cares about is taking over the world. But Osama never rocked a rag on his face. Plus he never said things like this:

"I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken."

"Who cares about looks? All I care about is material gain and staying alive!"

"Taking people's money away isn't half as satisfying as making them suffer!"

Bravo, sir. That is true assholery.

#4: Mel Gibson


Caviezel on the cross, do I even have to give a reason? Mel, what were you thinking? Corky huffing paint thinner would have better judgement.

Anti-semitism = very bad.

Anti-semitism + Hollywood = Astoundingly super retarded.

Who would have thought that his role in "The Man Without a Face" would become a metaphor for his real life. Half nice, half ugly. Just standing next to him is an act of bravery. The Mayan guy in the picture looks like fire ants are crawling into his penis.

#5: Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton

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These girls can be condensed into one skeletal, mystic-tanned bag of booze, speed, and godless promiscuity. As everyone in Hollywood is on a beeline straight for damnation, these girls get a pass for being unbelievable slut pieces. But what I can't forgive is their recent foray into the world of music. Luckily Paris's album went double teflon this week. Hopefully she got the fucking hint. Stick to porking oil barons, ladies. Unless you form a band called Lindsay and the fire crotches, I continue to withold my support.

(*honorable mention: J-lo, Tara Reid, the sisters Huff, Nicole Ritchie)

#6: Chong Li


A last minute write in, no asshole battle would be proper without Chong motherfuckin Li. (For those who haven't seen Bloodsport, I'm so very sorry.) Not afraid to kill dudes in the ring, Chong Li was a bad guy that all others wished they could be. He fucked up Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds and then rocked his bandana on his leg. That's just wrong. He also threw chinese blinding powder in Van Damne's eyes which is not cool at all. These days I might applaud blinding Van Damne, but back in the day that shit was cold. Bolo young in real life is probably an asshole too, but I don't have any proof of that. All I know is Chong Li sets the bar high for all assholes to follow.

#7: Suri Cruise


Listen up, princess. Please do us all a favor and climb out of your diamond stroller for a hot second and show the world you actually exist. Nothing is more obnoxious than a no-show Hollywood diva. Maybe you didn't get the memo. As a celebrity, the public officially owns you. Trust me, having devil horns or a cyclops eye or whatever it is you are hiding is far better than the mushroom cloud of rumored gayness that is enveloping your father's career as a result of your reclusiveness. So for the sake of Tom and his spaceman church of delusion, please reveal yourself.

(*honorable mention: L. Ron Hubbard)

#8: Rupert Murdoch


Owns a huge chunk of Fox news. Now he owns Myspace. God help us all. I could bore you with details about why this guy is king of suck, but I don't feel like wading through the internet and I'm sure you all can illuminate me. I just know he's an asshole because the last time I saw that expression it was on the face of John Wayne Gacey when he dressed up like a clown for kids parties. Honestly, Rupert. Don't smile if it hurts to do it.

#9: Ann Coulter


Speaking of evil Republican clowns, I give you Ann Coulter. If the face of a dust bowl scarecrow doesn't scare you, maybe her forked tongue will:

"If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?"

Or this whammy:

"The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet--it's yours. That's our job: drilling, mining and stripping. Sweaters are the anti-Biblical view. Big gas-guzzling cars with phones and CD players and wet bars -- that's the Biblical view."

Good Lord. Someone needs to tranq this bitch and lock her in a cage with the other hyaenas. But I really ought to thank her. She taught me that I was capable of so much more hate than I previously thought possible. Cheers.

So there you have it people..Now get out there and vote!!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Picture Of The Day


Ok, I promise to stop the Turkish posts after this. But I couldn't resist. Best fucking record ever. I must say I'm partial to the color..Apparently Mr. Muhurdar enjoys horrible orange as much as I do.

Baris Manco Is Your Daddy

While trolling through the Turkish LP site (linked below) I came across this super fantastic person. Just by looking at these pictures he has been immortalized in the M4H hall of retro bossness alongside such musical legends as Dschinghis Khan, Heino, and Tommy Seebach. Here are 3 reasons why Baris Manco fucking runs shit:




Well if that didn't sell you, watch his hit music video. The psychedilia is fantastic, plus it doesn't hurt that he looks like the result of Yanni making sexy intercourse with Spiderman villain Electro.

* Make sure to add him as your Myspace friend and support the Manco-lution.

Turkish LP Covers

Besides ripping off American cinema, Turkey has most definetely got the mustache game on lock. Check out this collection of Turkish LP's from the retro years. here are some of my favorites:





I plan on retiring to Istanbul and opening a pomade/mustache comb franchise. I'll be swimming in Scrilla and smoking gold hookahs in no time. It's all about the Liras, baby.

Check out the whole gallery HERE.

(via WFMU)

Don West Eats Cocaine Sandwiches

If you could somehow capture the essence of Don West and crystalize it, you would have the best stimulant in the drug world. I used to watch Don West whenever I could. I was addicted. As much as he is clearly addicted to cocaine and money. He made "Gem Mint 10" a permanent fixture in my limited simian vocabulary. He taught me it's ok to be husky and tuck your shirt in. He made beanie babies seem like faberge eggs. He taught me that yelling things is the best way to get your message across. He showed me that baseball cards can be as exciting as wrestling a wild tiger. But most of all, he showed me that it's ok to rip people off if you have enough charm and volume.

Watch this video of Don West going, well, Don West on a rack of cards. He literally swims in them. Man I miss this guy. Folks, this is a deal you can't afford to miss.

For more Don West, check out his fan site HERE.

Top Gun: A Requiem For Goose

Team Tiger Awesome has created another old timey short ala The Ballad of John McLane paying tribute to the 80's soft gay porn masterpiece Top Gun. My favorite line: "The Iced Man says you're razzamatazzin is dangerfied." So terrific.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Picture Of The Day


When I was a kid I ate change, poured gasoline in my eye, and cut myself open thinking I was bionic inside. That was pretty stupid. This guy wore 121 T-shirts at once. That's stupid squared. Which, give or take a decimal point, equals fucking awesome.

(via J-Walk)

Yoga Kung Fu

First of all, let it be known that I fucking own in Street Fighter. Besides smoking cigarettes and using profanity it might be the thing I'm best at. All SF players know that if you use Dhalsim you're either wicked good or cheap. Regardless, he's a wicked cool character. This fight scene is what would happen if Dhalsim teleported into a Shaw Brothers flick circa a long fucking time ago.

This video is so cool I dragon punched both my eyes after watching it. No Yoga Flame, but pretty damn badass anyway.

(via transbuddha)

Instant Pollock


Jackson Pollock would totally sucker punch the code junkie who made this awesome time waster. No need to buy paint and booze. I made a fucking masterpiece while eating a peanut butter sandwich and watching Star Trek TNG. God bless all nerds and the glorious internet. Check it out HERE..

(via Thighs Wide Shut)

World's wackiest weathermen


What is up with doing the weather and being crazy? Al Roker is clearly a little touched in the head. Maybe it's because his stomach is the size of a thimble and he has the food crazies. But noone can possibly be that psyched to kick it with Matt and Katie sans-amphetamines. Willard Scott has been off the deep end for years. (He gets a pass, He's 157.) My Mom used to work with Brian Williams's wife back in the day when he was on the local news and not Mr. Salad Fork over at NBC. She told her that long time NY area weather man Mr. G was totally shit house crazy and refused to go on air without his pockets filled with dolls and "good luck" trinkets. So WTF is wrong with these people? Does Doppler radar and standing in front of green screens cause dementia or what?

Check out these clips of the world's wackiest weathermen. Mark Mathis is #1. Watch this clip to see why.

(via Gorillamask)

Walken Clips


Chris Walken is neck and neck with Yoda, Boss Hogg, and the Dalai Lama for the best person I've never met. The guy could throw a rock at my head and I'd put it in a glass case on my mantle. Whether he's dancing with greys or playing Russian Roulette with Bobby D, he always brings the ruckus. Let's face it, the guy is fucking king.

Check out these mp3 clips from his movies and TV work.
There are a shit load of awesome samples in here..everything from SNL to King of New York. ...Check em out HERE.

In tribute to Mr. Walken, here are a few video clips I thought post-worthy...

Lance Krall prank calling a restaurant as Walken:

Jay Mohr on the Simpsons reading "Goodnight Moon"

And Kevin Spacey as Walken as Han Solo from SNL..

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Picture Of The Day


This guy is so badass on all fronts. the Erykah Badu-esque head wrap, the mystery arrow quill, the stone grill poker face. But when did orange warriors from the future start driving Ford hatchbacks?

Master Po

Meet Master Po..Former Romanian garbage eating gypsy child, raised by Koreans and taught the martial arts. Learn his technique. Understand how right leg is like man, left leg is like woman. Watch as Master Po acts out strange domestic scenarios between his legs. Laugh. Feel uncomfortable. Repeat if neccesary.

Solla Solla Enna Perumai

Not sure what the title translates to, but Solla Solla Enna Perumai might as well mean "most fucking boss dance ever." Watch as this guy channels Black Belt Jones, Napoleon Dynamite, Crazy Legs, and David Brent in what might easily be the best Bollywood moment of all time.

A Call To The Emperor

Check out this spot from Robot Chicken featuring the Emperor..Sounds like Seth McFarlane's work..Funny shit..What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon? ..LOL!

(thanks Gabe!)

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Bush Beat Box

Who knew G Dubs could rock mics like this. And Cheney on the cut? Bananas.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Picture Of The Day


Because everyone knows smoking cigarettes is way better in silence. Especially if you're a fetus.


Check out Liam Sullivan's brilliant creation "Shoes". This video already had me when I saw the Tom Skerritt picture on the wall. Or when she calls her brother a shitbag. Or when the giant robot appears. Or the gorrilla. But even sans monkey and/or robot this video would be awesome.

(Thanks Gabe!)

Mexican Simpsons

This made me so uncomfortable I had to share it with you all. Someone in Mexico had a good idea that turned evil when manifested on screen. Imagine the Simpsons directed by Chris Cunningham en Espanol and you begin to get the idea. Homer and Marge have never been so unsettling. Those eyes are guaranteed nightmare fodder.


(Click pic for video!)

(via Zipped)

Disoriented- A Lost Parody

My boys over at Sweatervest have done it again. The crew that brought you Bladin' the Edge have put together an awesome parody of Lost that takes place in Manhattan..Check out "Disoriented"..I admit I don't watch the show, but I hear from everyone it's like crack cigarettes. For those of you that do, you'll really dig this..

Friday, August 18, 2006

Picture Of The Day


I honestly think they should mail this LP in bulk to nations with birth control problems. Who could contemplate sex after looking at this?

Dizzee Rascal - Dream

Puppets usually make my skin crawl. Especially the string kind. But this video has redeemed them to me. This is so cool. Watch as Dizzee Rascal rocks out with puppets on a giant piano.

Psychic Sketches Ramsey Suspect


"Psychic Dorothy Allison believed she knew what JonBenet's killer looked like and provided a sketch to the Ramsey family, based on her visions.

The Ramsey family Web site published the sketch, asking the public, "Have you seen this man? This man may have been in the Boulder area in December 1996."

The sketch was also given to Boulder police, who continued to insist that nobody outside the family was likely involved in the crime.

A comparison of the sketch side-by-side with that of a picture of suspect John Karr appears to show remarkable resemblance.

Allison originally came up with the sketch during a 1998 appearance on the nationally syndicated Leeza Gibbons Show. Allison died a year later." {Article}

How cool is that? Psychics are totally real, screw all the haters.

(via Coast to Coast)

Super Mario Parkour

The Parkour ninjas are always worth mentioning. But adding Mario SFX to their ninjaness is truly boss on so many levels. I really wouldn't be surprised if these dudes could shoot fireballs.

(via M&C)

Bookmine Stupid Quotes


The folks at San Francisco based book store Bookmine have compiled a list of awesome conversations they have had with customers over the years. Here's one of my favorites:

Hi, I am looking for an old book.

What's the title?

I don't remember.

OK. Who is the author?

Sorry, can't remember that either.

OK, you are making it a little tough here. What was it about?

I don't remember. But it was my favorite book when I was little.

I don't think I can help you.

OK, thanks for your help.

Or this one:

Older guy comes in...

I'm here for an appraisal.

I charge for appraisals.

No, I don't want to pay for nothing.

What do you have?

A book I wrote. It's about gambling.

Has it been published?

No, that's why I need a (sic) appraisal.

I only deal in old books.

Hey, gambling is old. It's been around a long time.

I don't think I can help you.

Yea I know, you're really wasting my time.

Check 0ut the list HERE.

(via Grow-A-Brain)

Japanese B-Boys: Take A Chance

This is the perfect way to start the weekend off. I don't know the backstory on this video, so I'll make one up.

The setting: Post-apocalyptic Tokyo. Thermo-nuclear war has reduced cities to a pre-80's technology based society, with roving bands of color-coordinated gangs ruling over the people with terror. But one crew has come to Tokyo looking to free the people from oppression. A Japanese bobsled team that uses the power of dance and song to take back the streets.

McHummers For Kids


I admit, I'm not the most morally responsible person. But certain things just ain't right at all. I'd have to say that clubbing baby seals, Hummers, and McDonalds definetely top my list of all things wrong in the world.

Thanks to corporate greed and a little elbow grease from the Lord of Darkness, two of the above have been combined. "This month McDonald's is giving away toy Hummers - 42 million of them, in eight models and colors - with every Happy Meal or Mighty Kids Meal."

Holy Christ. Slowly poisoning children across the world is one thing. But encouraging them to play with the symbol of the American energy crisis is a whole new level. How many bad messages can you fit inside a litttle box? Bravo, Ronald. You have outdone yourself.

Anyway, check out Ronald to get involved. This should keep me satisfied until the NRA sponsored Glock 9 mm happy meal comes out this fall.

(via Mefi)

Plane To Plane Jump

In terms of bravery, this man is the exact opposite of me. Watch as he jumps out of a plane..into another plane. Holy crap. Balls much?

(via Mefi)

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Picture Of The Day


Mental Note: Find a Monkey driver ASAP.

Destro B.I.G.

Need help pimpin, player? Let Destro and The Baroness show you how to "Get Money". This fits so perfectly it's scary.

(Thanks Matty!)

Tiger Temple


Wat Pha Luang Ta Bua is a Buddhist temple in Western Thailand which keeps numerous animals, among them several tame tigers that walk around freely once a day and can be petted by tourists.

The Tiger Temple practices a different conservation philosophy than in the west. In western zoos and parks, the emphasis is on providing a natural environment for the animals. In the temple, at least until the sanctuary is completed, the animals seem to be treated more as family members. Although it may be possible for the offspring of the current generation to return to the wild, their parents will live out a life of non violence and, according to the Buddhist beliefs of the monks, be more likely to be reincarnated as a human in their next life. {wiki}

How cool would it be to go here? I'd punch a bees nest to be able to pet a tame tiger. Check out the temple site HERE..

(via Neatorama)

Predator Duck Hunt


Hoff: Crazy For You

As the current Hoff pandemic is spreading across the world like the Bubonic Plague, I felt compelled to share this fantastic "music" video. 1981 Aviators? Check. FroMullet? Check. jewelled eagle jacket? Check. Dog/rollercoaster antics? Check. Really really terrible music? Check. This video has got alot going for it.

Jasper Wong


This guy's stufff is so cool...check out the awesome works of Jasper Wong...

My favorite is "Quit Your Jibba Jabba"..


Click pic for more!


Amsterdam 025

I'm back, little monkeys. Sorry for the delay...despite 4 days of rain and the chimps at United losing my bag, I managed to have a blast. I missed the internet like a long lost brother. Time to make the donuts.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Off to A-Dam


Well folks, I'm off to Amsterdam..Going to celebrate my man Jay's bachelor party. I'll be back on Tuesday. If all goes well I should have some stories I can't share and pictures I can't show. Have a good week! See you in a few...

Ok Go On Treadmills

I just couldn't leave without sharing this video. This is an awesome clip of synchronized treadmill dancing to Ok Go's "Here it Goes Again." Treadmills have officially been elevated from the realm of exercise tourture devices to something pretty awesome. This video is definetely gonna see it's way through a crap load of internet tubes. Amazing.

(Thanks Mantis!)

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Picture Of The Day


Two questions:

1) Do you think she wrote back?
2) Where the hell can I get a blanket like that?

(via Eatliver)

Perfect Arkanoid Game

Arkanoid is alot like dancing to me. I love it but kind of suck at it. I totally have nerd envy watching this.

(via Attu)

Vintage Ads

senile ag

You know it's true what they say: Seniors are alot like African Killer Bees. Thank God for drugs..Finally the menace can be kept under control.

Check out other strange/offensive/funny ads from way back when HERE..

(via Eatliver)

Candy Pants

Check out crooner/pimp Lionel Davis sings his masterpiece "Candy Pants" on a public access show.

This video already had me with the fantastic keyboard scarf and high production values. But it gets really weird in the middle when Lionel breaks it down into a series of hillarious/creepy sexually-charged statements. Some that caught my attention:

"Girl, you are so cute and appealing. Every time I look in your eyes I get a strong, strong, sexual feeling."

"I'll make you scream and crawl, scratch the wall.."

"Believe it or not! Girl, I'm willing to go to any length to get what you have got!"

"Candy Pants, you make my heart do a breakdance."

This guy is the king. Either that or
borderline sexual predator. Regardless, I'm completely entertained.

(via WFMU)

Monday, August 07, 2006

Picture Of The Day


You gotta admit that's a pretty deep question for an 8 year old. What I can't figure out is what his expression means. It's like a riddle wrapped in a enigma.

The Little Girl Giant

The Sultan's Elephant is a live art installation created by the Royal de Luxe theatre company. It features giant puppets, and tells the story of a time travelling girl (who just happens to be over 20 feet tall) and a 40 foot robot elephant....Watch this video of the girl giant, and tell me it isn't one of the coolest things you've ever seen....

And if you liked that, check out some footage of the ridiculously awesome robot elephant...

(Thanks Kuru!)

Oddmusic Instrument Gallery

Check out this wicked cool gallery of experimental instruments...There is some amazing stuff in the thermoacoustically controlled "Fire Organ", the "Nano Guitar" ( a real guitar the size of a single cell), or the "Windform", a 20 ft horn made out of leather, or the amazing 42 string "Pikasso" (below)..


(click pic for gallery!)

One Beard to Rule Them All

I knew there was a reason I loved the Lord Of The Rings flicks. Undeniable beard power.

(via M&C)

Walken SNL Census Skit

This is by far one of the best Walken skits ever...Here's a snippet..

Census-Taker: Mr. Leonard? I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau. We sent you a Census form, but you failed to return it to us.

Mr. Leonard: My mail is piled up like crazy.

Census-Taker: Yeah. Well, I just need to fill out this Census form with you. Uh.. how many people live in this residence?

Mr. Leonard: Oh, boy.. good question. I'm bad with numbers.. Maybe 80.

Census-Taker: 80 people live in this apartment?

Mr. Leonard: Seems high, doesn't it? Not 80. How about 4? I don't know.. I'm so bad at guestimating..

Census-Taker: Well, just take your time, and count.

Mr. Leonard: Okay.. there's me.. my wife.. our plants.. we have some candy bars..

Census-Taker: Well, you know, we don't count candy bars or plants..

Mr. Leonard: Well, then, there's just the two of us. Boy, I really overshot with the 80!

(Click pic for video!)

Bar invites customers to take a swing


BEIJING (Reuters) - Stressed-out Chinese can now unleash pent-up anger at a bar that lets customers attack staff, smash glasses and generally make a ruckus, a Chinese newspaper reported Monday.

The Rising Sun Anger Release Bar in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, employs 20 muscled young men as "models" for customers to punch and scream at.

"Customers can specify how they want the models to appear -- they can even appear as women -- and then they are free to give them a sound beating," the China Daily said.

The bar charges from 50 yuan ($6.25) to 300 yuan for the pleasure.

If violence does not work, counselors -- students from local universities -- are at hand to dispense advice, the newspaper quoted the owner of the bar, Wu Gong, as saying.

Wu said that since he opened the bar in April, most of the patrons have been women, especially those working in karaoke bars and massage parlors.

(Thanks Frank!)

Borat: Full Trailer

Thighmaster posted this today, and I just couldn't resist sharing..My boy Ciaran landed tickets to an advanced screening of this a few weeks back, and chose to invite me. I really don't know how such good karma was bestowed on me to deserve such an amazing honor, but I am so glad I went to see it.

I hadn't thought to write about it until now, mostly because I didn't even know where to begin. (naked man wrestling montage?) but this full preview triggered Borat flashbacks. I shit you not, this is the funniest movie I've ever seen. I know I say crap like that alot, but this time I mean it. I can't wait for November so I can watch it (and cringe at it) again and again and again. Watch it below, or if it's down go HERE.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Punch-Out Vs. E.T.


I reacted exactly the same way as Drew Barrymore when I watched this. And yes, my scream sounded like a little girl's.

(thanks Gabe!)

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Picture Of The Day

mel 3

I just love me some drunk uber-religious hypocrites...Save the potty mouth for the Thunderdome, Mel.

(buy shirt HERE. via GM)

Brian Springer's "Spin"

This is a fascinating documentary by Brian Springer covering the 1992 election via live satellite feeds..Springer bought himself a couple of sattelite dishes, and recorded hundreds of hours of live feeds in between shows for a year. What he ended up capturing was the behind-the-scenes maneuverings of politicians and newscasters, giving a rarely seen glimpse into the spin and manipulation of the messages broadcasted on the air.

This is a complete must see. Highlights include George Bush discussing banned drug Halcyon with Larry King, Al Gore learning how to avoid abortion questions, and Pat Robertson calling a talk show caller a "homo".

I would love to see an updated version of this with some footage of Lizard boy Rove spitting his ear poison into Georgie's ears.

Chinese Hercules

All hail Bolo Young. Before he blessed the screen as the immortal Chong Li in the cinema classic "Bloodsport", he appeared in this gem. Undoutedly one of the greatest men alive, watch as he breaks backs and lays the smack down on a gang load of suckers ass punks. I could substitute this trailer for morning coffee it gets me so amped. Honestly, when he threw the lady in the air I almost spit orange soda on my keyboard.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Picture Of The Day


It's pretty weird that Matthew Mcconaughey flying and breathing in outer space somehow makes total sense.

(via Best Week Ever)

Indian Traffic Is Crazy

Speaking of India, check out this clip of drivers over makes me nervous just watching it.

Indian Superman

Even though this isn't the version of Indian Superman I've grown to love, it's a damn fine piece of Bollywood perfection. Watch as Superman and Lois(?) fly and sing together all over the stock footage universe. Sure, he looks like Glen Danzig with a thyroid problem. But I'd like to see Bryan Singer try to CGI this kind of awesomeness.

787 Cliparts

Watch this hypnotizing collage of 787 clip arts morph a lady with a tennis racket into yoga masters, sumo wrestlers, monkey trainers, and more. The more I watch this, the more I see how amazing it is.


(Click pic for video!)

Pen Light Animated Gifs

Enter the world of Pikapika. Real-time animations by hand via pen lights..Check out the gif's HERE..never has a duck been so fucking badass.


And watch this video for more penlight action...

Polysics- I My Me Mine

Cool video. Not crazy about the song, but the dancing is poplocktastic. Kind of reminds me of the Futureshock "Late At Night" video. I wish the whole world moved liked this.