"You are about to be hurled through the blackness of a hundred million nights..into the farthest reaches of space and time!!" ROFL!! This movie looks absolutely perfect. Check out the magnificent 1979 George Lucas-raping "Star Crash", an Italian masterpiece starring a fresh faced David Hasslehoff. That's right, the fucking Hoff is in it.
(fig. a: Young Hassleheezy as "Prince Simon")
Check out this flick, it rivals Turkish Star Wars in production values and Citizen Kane in awesomeness..