Sunday, October 15, 2006

Picture Of The Day

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Who knew ordinary wood could achieve such a level of complete and total Bossness. I'd fight a gaggle of angry Sasquatch to possess it.

Hippies, LSD, and Hotdogs

Check out these fantastic dirty hippie Halloween getups I found on No Smoking In The Skullcave:

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Pretty awesome. That reminded me of the 60's, which made me think of LSD, which made me think of Propaganda, which helped me find this. I promise you, you will never see hot dogs the same way again.



(via
No Smoking In The Skullcave via Boing Boing)

Sarcastic Spelling Lesson

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If it wasn't for Firefox's spell check, this entire blog would have the comprehensibility of a dyslexic drunken text message, so I have to say I found this useful in an annoying sort of way.

(via everlasting blort)

You wanna see tough?



Found this a while back and forgot to post it. Blame internet ADD. It's a video of the world's toughest men demonstrating their extremely lethal fighting techniques. And by extremely lethal I mean ludicrously inept. Still, I'd pay in the tens of dollars for these guys to protect the moat around my future post-apocalyptic bunker.

(via Gorillamask)

Friday, October 13, 2006

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Picture Of The Day

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Unleash the motherfucking moonwalk!!!! ROFL!

Fast Film

For this amazing short film, Director Virgil Widrich captured stills from the 300 movies, and made over 65,000 photocopies of these, then folded them into a variety of shapes and animated them.



I'd need a bucket of Ritalin to even conceive of this.

(for more on the movie, go here.)

Karate Chicken

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I'm not surprised at all that martial arts enrages chickens. I'm just amazed at how fast it can run.

Erik Blevin's Kick Ass Movie Pitches

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These are movie pitches written by a guy named Erik Blevins sent to Patton Oswalt. the story according to Oswalt: " On Valentine's Day, 1998, I received the first of many letters from a Staples employee named Erik Blevins. He is an aspiring screenwriter. He'd spotted me for the eight seconds I was onscreen in a film called Down Periscope and became convinced that I can 'get movies done.'"

This guy is truly brilliant. Tell me you wouldn't throw down 10 bucks to see "Black Jaws" on the big screen.

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(Click pic for the pitches!)

Turkish Star Wars- Push It To The Limit

Someone who clearly must be some kind of wizard and/or genius mashed up the breathtaking training montage from Turkish Star Wars with the song from the Scarface montage "Push It To The Limit". Dear lord. It is like chicken soup for my crappy foreign-rip-off film-loving soul. Fucking amazing. Even without the John Williams copyright lawsuit baiting panache of the original soundtrack.




(More Turkish ripoff glory: Turkish Star Trek)

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Picture Of The Day

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"Bruce Potts is a teacher of Public Speaking at the University of New Mexico and has a full tribal face tattoo. He has a straight forward attitude and imparts a cool vibe of acceptance."

I'd never ever cut this guy's class. He looks like Willard Scott ate Darth Maul. That alone would earn him my undivided attention.

(via Cynical C)

Royksopp - Eple

I saw this great ad on TV that featured a dope remix of a Royskopp track, and it got me searching for this song which I fucking love. And the video just happens to be full of retro goodness, so I thought I'd share.


The Executive Coloring Book

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You can never go wrong when poking fun at the culture of executive automatons. My favorite line: "Color my underwear important." Check it out HERE.

(via M&C)

Polysics - Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

Another wicked cool video from Polysics. This one features a giant robot that smokes cigarettes and fights children. Maybe you didn't hear me right. It has a robot that smokes cigarettes and fights children. Perfect perfectness couldn't be more perfect.

Hypotizing music light dot thing

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Click the pic below and try not to be sucked into the screen and mind wiped like the humans in Planet of The Apes.

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Battle Of The Album Covers



So. Fucking. Awesome.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

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Little Superstar-the blog

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You know you're hot when you've got your own blog in your honor. Once again, Little Superstar (aka King Kong, aka man-faced boy, aka boy-bodied man, aka uprock ewok) is burning up the interblogernet. Thanks to M4H homie Nunozowie for the web skills finding this jammy. It's got lots of info on the movie, including the complete film the infamous clips come from..Here's the one with said manchild in it (at at 7:54 and 28:40):



Check out the blog HERE for more..

(Thanks Nunozowie!)

blogohol beckons

Sorry for my post drought lately. I've been travelling, and basically remaining unplugged for the last few weeks. I've also been looking for work, which looks alot like this:


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I'm very sorry. I guess I need to drink some nerderade and step the fuck up. As an apology, I offer you this Princely gift:

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Mustachetastic.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Ping Pong Pixel

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Some students at the University of Leiden created a machine for a Graduation project that takes pictures and pixelates them and uses ping pong balls to make wicked cool art. (watch video of the process here.)The results are nothing short of amazing. How much would I kill to have Charles Bronson ala ping pong ball in my living room.

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(Click pic for site!)

Buck Rogers Gets Jiggy

If I owned my own TV channel, I would devote at least an hour a day to 70's Science Fiction. If for no other reason simply for the haircuts. Watch as Buck Rogers "gets down" to some retro-futuristic "rock". Honestly, one of the reasons I DJ'ed in college is because when I hit the dancefloor I looked alot like this. But somehow Buck makes awful dance a truly wonderful thing.