12 Things I Think About When Contemplating "Palomaz 7":
1- The caterers lounge at the 1983 Midwestern Neo-Nazi Neo-Jazz Festival.
2- The official pit crew of the 1974 Tri-Annual Swiss Go-Cart Olympics.
3- The simple beauty and affordability of shooting your album cover in the Regal Beagle.
4- Males over the age of 15 should never "Seinfeld" their slacks, even when sitting casually.
5- The noble truth that every proper gang worth its salt has a lady in it.
6- Somewhere in the frosty regions of Europe, skinny John Goodman has a Doppelganger who enjoys shaded old lady glasses and working with his hands.
7- Bowling hustlers from rural Swedish/Norwegian border villages are most definitely nothing to fuck with.
8- Pictures of people looking off camera are really unsettling.
9- Having words that look exactly like "diarrhea" on you album cover is not a good way to generate buzz on the pop charts stateside.
10- Baseball goatees and pervert mustaches are timeless phenomena spanning borders and decades.
11- I don't own blue socks and have no regrets about it.
12- "Palomaz 7" means "Date Rape Knife Fight" in Swedish.