Thursday, August 06, 2009

Robots Do the Robot

Dear Science,

What the Eff?!?! You whisper promises of robots into the dreams of a twelve year old boy then year after year you fail to deliver. No, the Rumba does not count! I taped ten of those things on top of one another and let just say that I did not end up with Devastator.

I know that you're busy working on the whole global warming thing, and that energy crisis junk but peoples feelings are important too. Your equations and laser must not be sophisticated enough yet to understand human emotions our crushing desire to hang out with robots but throw us a bone. At this point, I'd even settle for a Vincent robot from Black Hole.

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