Parties I Wish I attended

Science Fact: David Lee Roth is to partying as partying is to David Lee Roth. Sociologists studying American celebrities during the 1980s stumbled across the curious social anomaly and named it "The Infinite Cocaine Loop Paradox", but it is known to most people as "Halen's Razor."

Headline of the Week

Nothing beats a hot summer in space like kicking back on the porch with some cool iced tea. Next year, space stoop.


(headline via The Star, photo via Maldives Chronicle)

Moonwalk: Origins

A crack team of monkey moonwalk researchers has spent the last month putting together this video for your viewing pleasure.

(via milkandcookies)

James Brown Ski Party

How Rad were the 60's? James Brown went to Ski lodges and showed the whitest people on the planet what cool looked like. And they're all "right on" and just go on sitting there, completely in control of their faculties. How is that? If I saw the Godfather of Soul blast through the door on a fucking dog sled I'd shriek like a squirrel monkey and slap my own tear-soaked face for seeing a thing of such terror. I wouldn't be ok. I'd be exactly like the dude in Fire in the Sky when he came back from getting abducted. While every one was busy dancing, I'd be under the kitchen table holding my legs, trembling. No. Too much awesome cannot be seen with human eyes.

Watching this makes me realize how far white folks have come in 40 years. At least we can clap on time now. These fuckers are awkward. It's like a Bjorn Borg house party recreated for a ride at Epcot Center.

(via Funky Junk Trunk)

"I'm the Whoo!!" featuring Ric Flair

This goes out to Kid Dammit and Matty, For truly loving the beautiful theater that is the spectacular world of professional wrestling..and to Ric Flair, for having the hair of a Victorian nobleman vampire and for being so enthusiastic all the time.

P.S: According to internet, the cat who did the Slap Chop remix did this too.
P.P.S: He's not literally a cat. I was trying to sound cool. Sorry.