Money!

Last night I had dreams of being at a Lucha Libre tournament and I woke up with a song I couldn't place going through my head. All morning it drove me crazy. And then I remembered what it was, and was equally relieved and weirded out by the answer.

The song in my head was "Money". So I guess must have been dreaming about Mexican wrestlers throwing down to Korean pop music. It really all seemed perfectly normal in my dream.

I know this video is old by internet standards, but it's still young in my heart. And old is the new new. Besides, there are few moments on film better than when the girl on the right does her heavy metal voice. Fucking Priceless.

Behold, one of the best videos/songs ever!!!

(Click pic to watch!)

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According to the internet: "A telephone card bearing an image of deposed Iraq leader Saddam Hussein was pulled off the Brazilian market by Telefonica."

Damn. This is a good idea..what gives, Brazil? I was hoping this was the first in a dictator series. They need to put Manuel Noriega and Khadafi on these. Bring it back to the old school.

(Via Snapsoid)

Ultimate Sign Generator

This sign generator puts your logo (which you can also make on the site) on billboards, vans, people, and even tatoos. I did it, and here is my favorite:

(Click pic for generator!)

Watch your back bitches! The M4H jihad doesn't play around...

(Via The Presurfer)

Conversation Of The Week: "Canadians in Europe"

Found this on All Things Christie..A convo overheard in Queens, posted on Overheard in New York:

"Ghetto girl #1: ...so I was talkin' to that guy and his accent was so fuckin' hot--guys from there have accents for whatever--and I'm like, "Yo, why you got an accent? You only live like 20 miles away." I was like, "Nigga, what the fuck is up with havin' an accent and bein' from Louisiana?" He then be lookin' at me like I swallowed my own piss.

Ghetto girl #2: You so stupid. His accent be the thing that make you want him. You so stupid. Know why? I don't think he even had an accent; you probably thought he was from Jamaica or something. Just because he black. You a bad liar too. People from Louisiana can't have accents. That's for people from different parts of the world, like the Canadians in Europe. Canada's such a fuckin' weird country, but they got hot accents. If you from Louisiana, you sound just like you do if you from New York, and if you from New Jersey. If you from Canada, you sound mad different, because it's on the other side.

Ghetto girl #1: Well nah, I knew Canada was overseas...but they ain't got accents. I'm tellin' ya though, this fuckin' Louisiana guy has a fuckin' accent...and it's not even as far as Canada...Louisiana is a drive away; it's fuckin' nuts. I just wish I could make out with him so that I could feel his fuckin' Louisiana lips, but then I guess I be wrong, he can't be from Louisiana. So I guess I'ma dream of kissin' him when we be in Canada. It's across the world and great.

Bystander guy: The sad thing about this is that you two will probably become teachers.

--Queens Plaza station

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Go Hammer, Go!!!

Bobby Knight's top 10

You gotta love Bobby Knight. I don't know shinola about sports, but I know entertainment. I like Bobby Knight for the same reason I like Mike Tyson: he's shithouse crazy and makes no attempts to hide it in public. That's Boss with a capital B.

Check out this clip from Sportscenter...Bobby Knight's top ten TV moments...some of these are gems. Dirty, foul mouthed gems.

(Click pic to watch!)

(via Gorillamask)

Paris Hilton Doesn't Change Expressions

I admire Paris Hilton. Not for being a good person, or a good role model, because she is obviously neither of those. I am amazed at her stamina. The endurance it takes to be a celebrity slutbag 24 hours a day, all year round is remarkable. She never seems to miss a party or a photo-op, and I really can't help but be impressed by her perpetual camera whoring and relentless pursuit of the spotlight.

But there is a secret to her endless amounts of energy. Just look at this creepy picture montage..you can see it if you look really hard:

Paris Hilton is a fucking robot.

Great Engrish Moments

I found these on Engrish and thought I'd share....

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Man or Woman? Help me out here, people....

Attention K-Fed: Stop making music!!!

According to Stereogum, Kevin Federline has made an album, and it's being leaked on the internet. To give him the benefit of the doubt, I listened to a snippet of his new song, creatively titled "Y'all Ain't Ready".

For the record, the beat is hot. But I expected that. That's because Disco D is a good producer. Having said that, I now wish I could retrieve those 52 seconds of my life I threw away for ever.

Before reading further, check out this article and listen to the snippet here...But be warned, this is how I felt listening to it:

I don't know what you're favorite lyric was, but here's mine:

"They call me K-Fed..but you can call me daddy instead.."

Pardon me sir, but who calls you K-Fed? Celebrity bottom feeders like Cojo and Pat O'brien? People like that would sell their children into sex slavery to get the chance to look through your garbage for ten minutes. They don't count. Everyone I know refers to you as the shitbag backup dancer who put a baby in Britney Spears. Fuck you, K-Fed. There I said it. And no, I will not "keep your name out my mouth." You could have asked nicely, no manners. You just raped my ears and destroyed part of my everlasting soul, and I feel you deserve to be punished for it.

What happened to you, man? I liked you alot better when you spent your days farting on the couch doing bong rips and knowing your godamned role as a useless cuckold to a declining superstar. Look at Nick Lachey. He knows his only job is to replace lightbulbs and tend the yard while his wife brings home the cream. But no, you had to go and make music. Shame on you. Even though your kid is most likely a lost cause, it still terrifies me that it might be subjected to your music while still in the developmental stage of infancy. Why don't you just cut out the middle man and feed it paint chips, or hit it in the soft spot on it's head with a rusty hammer. It couldn't do any more damage than your songs have done at this point.

This makes me so happy I am no longer working in the music industry. But I have to thank you for one thing, K-Fed. Now I know what song I will listen to when I finally decide to put a gun to my temple and paint the walls with my brains. Cheers.

Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan?

What do you get when you combine Chaka the monkey boy from Land of the Lost with Ricardo Montalban's character in Wrath of Khan?

You get my newly created YTMND site. For giving lonely nerds like me the chance to avoid prolonged bouts of homework and social interaction, I thank you Internets..I think I've found a new addiction.....

(Click pic to get your Chaka on!)

*UPDATE: Check out my new ones.. Ratsniffer and Bruce N' Roses! Also check out my tribute to Black Belt Jones..

Man this is addictive. Stupid and addictive.

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What can I say..I guess I got Ninja on the brain today.

2005 Yo-Yo Champion video

I suck at Yo-Yo. Which makes this all the more amazing to me. When I close my eyes at night, I pray that I can one day be a Japanese Jedi like this talented bastard. This footage is incredible!!!

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(via Attu)

The Adventures Of Dr. McNinja

This is a great new online comic I found over at Screenhead..The latest episode has the good doctor diagnosing a kid with "Paul Bunyan's disease" which transfoms him into a giant rampaging lumberjack. His secretary is a Gorilla, and he fights Ronald McDonald and kills the robots that work in his restaurants. Awesome.

(Click the doctor for more!)