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I'd personally rather watch Skeletor own Mumra, but I wonder who would win this epic matchup?

(via myconfinedspace)

CONAN'S IN UR BLOG

...HYPNOTIZING UR NERDS.

The Zimmers "My Generation"

Contrary to the belief of non-elderly assholes everywhere, the old can do things. Namely, rock the fucking house. And they don't need aliens to give them powers and hang out with Steve Guttenberg to do it.

Check out The Zimmers covering The Who. These old people and their ageless enthusiasm make me feel young again. And I'm young already. So younger than I am, I guess. Shut up. It makes sense if you listen to my thoughts and ignore my words.

(via Geisha Asobi)

Mounties Be Thuggin

Now this is entertainment.

I think they should make Die Hard 4 in Canada and make John McLaine a Mounty. That's how you spice things up. Canada style!

(via myconfinedspace)

Predator Puppies

Get to tha Choppa!!!!

Alpaca Approach

I had a dream about a talking Alpaca last night. It was unsettling. So I nerded the nerdonet for Alpacas and found this.

My God! What is up with these things?

I can't tell if I'm fascinated or uncomfortable while watching it. I think Alpacas are not from this Earth. I want to slow it down and dub in the Monolith music from 2001 and scare the shit out of the internet.

Propaganda of the Day

Don't sleep around, kids. We need you to fight in a war.

(via Visual Culture and Public Health Posters)

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I don't want to know how he's going to get out of this situation so much as I want to know how he got into this situation.

(Poster for "The Master of Mystery" via American Memory)

Steven Seagal - Girl it's alright

Despite what you may think, Steven Seagal is not just a pony-tailed killing machine and energy drink enthusiast. He is also a poet.

Check out his song "Girl it's alright"..

I know you might be saying, "Hey, the guy is a top notch movie actor, but I can't really get behind him being a singer." Well before you get all Van Damney on me, here are some lyrics for you to chew on..(the parentheses contain my additions..)

If I were to say that now I have everything
And I want you to stay no matter what tomorrow brings
Would it make you feel something so real?
(Like breaking your arms backwards?)

Like even speaking your mind
Whisper your wildest dreams
Girl it's alright by me
(If not, lady I swear I'm going to break your arms)

Once there was a king who lived in a foreign land
Had riches and gold, the envy of every man
But he somehow missed out on what I have now
(Because he died after I shot him in the face and broke his arms)

Cuz if I dream in this world
You're all that I'll ever need
Girl it's alright by me
(if not..well, all I'll say is that it involves your arms and me breaking them)

If you're not sold into adoration by those golden words, please report to Mr. Seagal's trailer for immediate arm breaking.

LOLTrek

Someone took stills from the original Star Trek episode with the Tribbles and recreated it in the style of "LOLcats". The layers of geekery are baffling. This is like weapons-grade nerd Plutonium.

(click pic for more!)

(via Boingboing)

Classic Ads: Members Only

I saw a wicked crazy guy barking profanity at invisible air demons on the street today. What was he wearing, you ask? You guessed it. M to the motherfuckin' O.

Check out this classic (dare I say classy?) Members Only ad from nowhere near recent times.

I'll take one Members Only Tux Combo, please. But hold the moose knuckle.

(via Videosift)

Sumos: 1, Babies: 0

Best contest ever? Quite possibly.

The annual "Baby Cry-Sumo" was held the other day at Tokyo's Sensoji temple. In the event, Sumo wrestlers attempt to make children cry, supposedly bringing good health and prosperity. The kid who cries loudest, wins. Here's a picture:

You can check out alot more pictures HERE...

And here's a clip of what Sumo ought to look like...

Reason #839 Why I Love Dogs

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Odd John is the story of a mutated superman - a young man must accept that he is different, and decide what to do with his gifts.

My first suggestion is that he stops looking at me.

(via fantasticfiction) and Quan P Jubic