Boy oh boy. The internet is awesome. I installed this site meter thingy a few weeks ago, and there is this cool map feature that tells you where people are visiting from. I am blown away by some of these places! It's so cool that my gay words and stupid pictures are being seen by people all over the world. I feel like I'm on that creepy ride at Disney It's a Small World where those demon-faced cherubic mannequins sing to you in all different languages from around the globe, except that ride scared the shit out of me out and this makes me happy. I've kept track over the last few weeks, and aside from the States, you folks are coming from some far reaching places...Namely:
Queensland, Melbourne Australia
Hong Kong, China
Madrid, Castilla La Mancha, Spain
Sao Paolo, Brazil
Laufamholz, Hamburg Germany
Lambeth + London, United Kingdom
Assels, Brussels Belgium
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
So in honor of your fine countries and in the spirit of education, I shall attempt to translate the only word that matters in English into your native tongues for the benefit of us silly Americans and those readers who wish to expand their simian knowledge:
America, Canada: Monkey
Australia: Tree Dingo
China: Hóu zi
United Kingdom: Cheeky Monkey
Saudi Arabia: سَعْدان
Hurray! The Internet has brought us all together. Unlike Whitney Houston, I believe the children aren't our future. It's the monkeys that will bring us all together.
Here's a Monkey washing a cat. (classic)
Hulk Hogan being a Pastamaniac..
Bush and his cabinet..
The Soccer Hooligan Backwards Nut kick ® ...
And lastly, The Spiders performing the "The Monkey Dance"..