I admire Paris Hilton. Not for being a good person, or a good role model, because she is obviously neither of those. I am amazed at her stamina. The endurance it takes to be a celebrity slutbag 24 hours a day, all year round is remarkable. She never seems to miss a party or a photo-op, and I really can't help but be impressed by her perpetual camera whoring and relentless pursuit of the spotlight.
But there is a secret to her endless amounts of energy. Just look at this creepy picture montage..you can see it if you look really hard: