Many years ago while coaching in Indiana, notorious crazy person and filth mouth king Bobby Knight hosted a golf show called "Golf Your Way". After watching this 9 minute clip of outtakes, I am in awe. Mr. Knight is a true profanity jedi. He's like a deadly ninja, except he's obese and uses F Bombs instead of shurikens. My favorite line from this glorious clip:
"Jesus Christ all fucking mighty with that cock sucking fucking bullshit!"
Bravo, sir. You have inspired me to reach deep within to find that champion of profanity I know I have inside me.