falling barking stupid felines

I don't like cats. I've had dogs all my life, and I guess I'm just used to loyalty. Cats have their own agendas. Clearly they are less trustworthy. And I don't buy that crap about people saying cats are smarter than dogs. Just because they crap in a box and land on their feet if you throw them across the room doesn't mean they're bright. In fact, I'd argue that they are as equally retarded as our canine friends. Some are so stupid they don't even know they are cats:

And some are just plain dumb.