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C For Cookie

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Tactical Ice Cream Unit

Jeff Goldblum: King of Scat

Abstract Caricatures

I'm really digging these abstract caricatures by Omar Figueroa Turcios. Like this one of Brazilian soccer Jedi Ronaldo:

Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006

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The Spirit Of Truth

Thanks to the power of myspace friends, I have been blessed with this amazing video. And after watching it all the way through I am now a believer. Maybe it's the uber-insane potty mouth or the retro "Land of The Lost" backdrop. Maybe it's the kung fu camera zoom. Or maybe its the fact that George Clinton's "One Nation Under a Groove" can be heard in between the beautiful bursts of God laden profanity. Whatever it is, I want more.

Hot Chicks With Douchebags

This is a truly great idea for a blog. I just really hope we get to see the Lee Hotti guys on it, as they are without a doubt the reigning kings of douche.

I hope this site does well, I really like it. All the author has to do is bring a digital camera to the Jersey Shore on any given weekend and he'll literally have years worth of material...

Gnarls Barkley "Crazy" Video

UFO Bible Art

Let me start this post off by telling you all (if you don't already know) that I am a huge paranormal buff, and absolutely love reading about aliens, past lives, astral projection, time travel and all the variations and flavors of conspiracy on the net from Icke to Rense to Coast To Coast to Infowars..I eat it up. Can't get enough of the stuff.

Now I've personally seen a UFO, and am a believer. And there are some ancient works of art that exist that contains anomalies that could be seen as UFO's..But believing that the greys rocked out with Jesus Crizzle himself back in the day is a whole other story all together.

Artist and self-proclaimed abductee Monarca Lynn Merrifield makes paintings depicting Extra Terrestrials in biblical times. Take a look at her gallery and her site which has lots of intertesting links on it..Take it with a grain of salt, but some of these paintings are awesome, and worth checking out..(Scroll down for gallery)

Elevator Body Slam

In light of yesterday's old lady face smashing post that people seemed to enjoy, here's a classic that remains one of my all time favorite clips. Watch this fucker get powerbombed after failing to snatch this ninja lady's purse. Boom.

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Wicked Lady Punch

Break Machine - Street Dance

If I could move like this I'd have to wear a painter's smock because I'd constantly be throwing up on myself from vertigo caused by my own awesomeness. Popping, locking, Adidas, old school electro: these are a few of my favorite things.

Earth As Art

This is a dope gallery of images taken of Earth from the Landsat-7 satellite - and most recently, the Terra Satellite's Advanced Spaceborne Thermal Emission and Reflection Radiometer (ASTER). Some of these are amazing..like this pic of the Anti-Atlas Mountains, part of the Atlas Mountain range in southern Morocco, Africa...

RPG fishing

If you were wondering where your tax dollars were going, check this out..American soldiers doing some rocket launcher trout fishing in Afghanistan...

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Hynotize Gif Power

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Come Again? El Principe Gitano: In The Ghetto

Coffins From Ghana

This is a interesting collections of artistic coffins from Ghana. From the site:

"For the Ga tribe in coastal Ghana, funerals are a time of mourning, but also of celebration. The Ga people believe that when their loved ones die, they move on into another life and the Ga make sure they do so in style. They honor their dead with brightly colored coffins that celebrate the way they lived.

The coffins are designed to represent an aspect of the dead person's life. Such as a car if they were a driver, a fish if their livelihood was the sea or a sewing machine for a seamstress. They might also symbolize a vice such as a bottle of beer or a cigarette."

Thai Midget Kickboxing

The Evils Of Marijuana

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Santo vs. Dangerdoom

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Average Homeboy

Japanese Beauty Products

Not surprisingly, strange things are afoot in Japan. This is a collection of odd products designed to improve your appearance. A great link for all your cosmetic needs..neck stretching, leg shaping, and the perfect place to get rid of that pesky case of fat mouth:

Controller 7: -Ex-Telest

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Starcrash!!

"You are about to be hurled through the blackness of a hundred million nights..into the farthest reaches of space and time!!" ROFL!! This movie looks absolutely perfect. Check out the magnificent 1979 George Lucas-raping "Star Crash", an Italian masterpiece starring a fresh faced David Hasslehoff. That's right, the fucking Hoff is in it.

kick like kung fu flicks by run run shaw

The Shaw brothers are the shit. They created classics like 36th Chamber of Shaolin, the Five Venoms, and The One Armed Swordsman. Without these guys, Kill Bill would have sucked and Wu-Tang clan's first album would have been alot more minimal.

Check out this unbelievable gallery of all the Shaw Brothers posters. They have so many movies! This is a veritable trove of kung fu fan boy nerd treasure. I could spend hours on this site...And now I have three more flicks to add to my "must see" list:

(via Geisha Asobi)

Acupuncturist's Chi Powers

Jesus day!

PS: I wish this guy could sing me an Easter song as magically shitty as his Christmas song...

Some gifs for you

School is brutal this week, and I don't have much time to post today..So here are some stupid GIF's to distract you..see you tomorrow..

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Press Your Luck Jedi

Top 20 Strangest Gadgets and Accessories

This is a cool list of odd gadgets. Some really great stuff on the list like talking Japanese watches, gas powered blenders, and my personal favorite, cardboard speakers:

The Hall of Panflutists

Panflute is the bomb. Well actually I think it's the absolute worst, but people who play it have a special place in my heart. Like Zamfir for one. I hear he's got crazy beef with Yanni and John Tesh's crew. He's like the 50 Cent of shitty new age music.

Anyway, this is an amazing gallery of Panflutists complete with links to their sites, because I just know you are itching for some panflute joints to rock on your ipods.

Weird Fortune Cookies

Asshole Battle:Tournament Of Champions!

Several M4H readers have mentioned to me that it's time for another asshole battle. So I decided it's finally time to find out which asshole reigns supreme. This one has been years in the making.

I've taken the winner of each asshole battle from the past, and brought them here one last time to see who is grand king of the douchebags. I've also added a few others to spice up the competition. You know the rules, tell us who you think is the biggest asshole and why. The contender with the most votes wins the asshole crown and the glory of immortality within the halls of douchebaggery. So, I ask you all the question...

Martin Kove, who played the evil leader of the Cobra Kai dojo was the suprising winner of the first asshole battle back in March '05, stealing the crown from favorite William Atherton (Ghostbusters Asshole.) His in-your-face rebellion against sleeves and relentless obsession with maiming Ralph Macchio made him the clear winner over Atherton. We'll see how he fares in today's battle royale.



Shooter McGavin eats pieces of shit for breakfast. Christopher Mcdonald's role in Happy Gilmore landed him the victory in the June battle in '05, reigning supreme over Paul Gleason (the asshole in the Breakfast Club) and Ronny Cox (evil assshole Vilos Cohaggen in Total Recall). He's got a strong chance in the competition, we'll see if he's enought of an dickweed to secure a second victory in today's battle. Best asshole line: "Damn you people. Go back to your shanties." What a cockbag.


The mighty Dick won the most recent battle, beating out Billy Zane in Titanic and even managed to defeat the godamned Emperor from Star Wars. This guy is such an asshole when he smiles it looks like he's being punched in the cock and balls. Some might think he has some serious competition today, but the fact that he recently blasted a senior citizen in the face with a fucking shotgun makes him a strong contender. We'll see if it gives him enought of an edge to secure victory.

So there you have the past champions. But just for shits and giggles, here are a few more contenders to spice things up:


Best known as the mega-douche principal Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Jeff Jeezy has made a career out of playing shmarmy weasels and dickheads in almost every film he's ever been in. And he rocks the Tom Skerritt dickhead mustache to evil perfection. *Super Asshole bonus points: He's a bonafide baby petter in real life.




He claims that he never wants to fight again, but I don't buy it. I just have a hunch that anyone who throws telephones at bell boys is no bush league asshole. This guy is a real contender for the crown. For christ sakes, Sesame Street rejected this guy! You have to be a real dick to get dissed by muppets. I bet he totally wanted to fuck up Big Bird after that.

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The Easter Bunny Hates You

The Easter bunny is by far the wackest of all holiday mascots. Not even chocolate makes up for the fact that a giant shitty rabbit gave it to you. I always hated him, and I really never knew why. But after watching this awesome video I think I now know: He's a total douche bag.

MacGuyver on "Lost"

Reason #4,563 Why Spanish TV Is The Best

Hip Mario Schwag

Old-school Nintendo is the bizness. If you're anything like me, you'll find these two novelty items amazingly neccesary for your continued nerd existence. First, check out these Super Mario stamps from Japan...Cool, huh? They really work, too. I wish I had a Japanese pen pal. Anyone in Japan reading this, hook a monkey up!

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Japanese Football

Voodoo cinema posters

Nintendo 64 kid Vs. Fat German Kid

Gentleman's Fight Club

Herve Villechaize On Dinah Shore

"has ayh approach da prime ofmahlife, ay find ahy ave dah time ofmahlife..."

Man, remember when little people had personality? That little twat Vern Troyer's got nothing on Herveezy. Tattoo, you're the fucking best. I see the blinged-out Argentinian gaucho look you're going for... and I wholeheartedly approve.

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Huge Case Mod Gallery

I'm a nerd, but I'm not that smart. Or very good at follow through. I'd place myself somewhere in the mid to upper-mid range of nerdatude. I can set up a wi-fi network, but I can't use numbers much better than a retarded six year old boy. I can blog, but ask me to edit HTML or give you my static IP address and you'll notice a distinct burning smell from my synapses over-clocking.

After seeing the geek perfection in the following Case-mod gallery, I have been even further humbled. Check some of these out (pics lead to the mods):

Elsewhere

Many of you probably remember David Elsewhere from his original dance vids that have since become viral classics on the nerdonet. Check out David doing his thing for some commercial in the video below. I swear this kid is fucking half robot. And he looks alot like my friend Deeq's long lost brother.

Nagi Noda's Hapanda

If you haven't seen Japanese artist Nagi Noda's fantastically bizarre poodle workout video before, you must. Here it is in case you missed it:


Hapanda is Nagi Noda's project where she combines Pandas with other animals to make giant hybrid furry dolls. She also has a line of smaller versions for sale on her site. I want them almost as much as I want a remote control Gigantor kit. Check some of these out:





The last one kills me. As if the global cult of Hello Kitty needed any more draw. But I swear these would make the perfect robot bodyguards. Noone would ever suspect something that ridiculously cute of being a merciless nunchuck master.

For more, check out the whole Hapanda site HERE...

(via BoingBoing)

Japanese Skating Monkey