Talk about phoning it in. This commercial is horrible. The ad wizards behind this must have been convinced that totally terrifying eagles are what's "hot" with the kids. And maybe the casting director should have thought twice about hiring his talent at the local Poison concert. That being said, this is 30 seconds of glorious pain. Kind of like getting punched in the beans by a famous dwarf or child actor. Hard to endure, but memorable nonetheless.