Thursday, April 12, 2007

Help, My Hulkamania Is Acting Up Again


Talk about a mind wipe. Terry "My cocaine and steroids habit make me confused and impulsive and agree to do ridiculous Japanese commercials" Hulk Hogan is all about singing to the children of Japan. This ad makes sense, because every scientist worth his salt knows that nothing soothes a child like the sight of a shirtless foreign gigantor with a handlebar mustache singing in a language they don't understand.

Someone pass me a towel. It seems I've clawed my eyes and ears again.

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