Bacon Tuxedo

Finally there is a truly classy alternative to wearing drab, ordinary meat suits. And it even smells like bacon. Buy one HERE. I almost bought one until I found out it didn't come with with its own asian man with patented porn posing action. What is that expression on the lady in reds' face, you ask? A mixture of inebriation, embarrassment, and of course, intensely sexy hunger.

(via Weird Asia News)