Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Impossible Kid Kicks Serious Ass


Holy crap. Holy shit. Holy fucking crapshit. This is a amazing fight. Talk about spectacular. Imagine if you could shrink Bruce Lee, make him born in the Phillipines, and film him doing his dirty with the high quality film technique of a Cynthia Rothrock project. Then add some crap, add a little more, and throw in some boss sauce for good measure. Ouila! You have strange foreign karate perfection. Watch this little pimp bastard dole out some dojo dynamite. If only I could get Deep Roy and Little Superstar to return my calls. We could finally get my unnamed midget kung fu musical project up and running...

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