In light of the upcoming potentially awesome Michael Bay cocaine-fueled explosions fest (watch this new shit), Check out these amazing transformers costumes...they actual transform! I'd need a gaggle of nerds to help me make those as well as a chiropractor to adjust me after I gave myself slipped discs during my slow and awkward transforming. Also, the sound of me transforming wouldn't be the cool chik-chok-chaku thing. It would sound more like the groans of a 14-year old drugged Bulldog with arthritis running incline on a treadmill.
(via The ODK)