The Mermaid Stays in the Picture

Here are two short pieces about the little mermaid. Piece 1:

I will believe anything that comes out of the mouth of a cat in a suit with a pointer.

And piece two is a story about the greatest answering machine message ever left. From the link, listen to the full episode and go to 2:00 in (act 1). Just listen. It keeps getting better.

(video via nakedrabbit thanks to Negativland)