King Kong was never a big hit in England. Why? Because they have a queen, baby. The idea of a king makes about as much sense to them as dignified reserve does to Tom Cruise. In order to correct this deficit, somebody had the bright idea of sex swapping King Kong for Queen Kong and the rest is history. We've come along way, lady apes.
I can't wait until Helen Mirren and Peter Jackson team up for "The Queen Kong." The Oscar is in the bag.