Please, Belt. Don't Hurt em.

Dear Internet:

I can't find anything to post or write about. And I blame you.

Seriously, guy. You've got to give me something. I need more. Give me some creepy robots. A handful of lasers. More mustaches. More Bollywood/Turkish/Japanese shenanigans from the 1970's. Something, dammit.

I guess what I'm getting at is that until you strike me with inspiration, I will post the things that inspire me. So without further ado, I give you the best intro to the best film of all time.

Black Belt Jones for President!!!!!!

(more BBJ tom foolery here, here, and here..)