Monday, February 11, 2008

Chuck Norris-1, Bear-0

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Occasionally when Chuck Norris roams wooded areas he encounters dangerous wildlife. Roundhouse kicks work great on squirrels and bobcats, and his flying karate techniques are effective against swooping falcons and eagles. But against tremendous angry bears only one power can reign supreme: His mighty stare.



All. hail. Chuck.

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