Wear the Slim Suit.* Lose weight.** It's that simple.***
(*along with clinically shown weight loss, wearing the Slim Suit™ has also been shown to promote job loss, soul-crushing depression, crying, profuse sweating, dehydration, remorse, and occasionally suicide.)
(**statement can be replaced with "defy social norms", "gain attention from the authorities", "cause anxiety for friends and guardians", or "resemble a husky robot" for equal effect.)
(***simplicity is conditional. It is dependent on the acknowledgment of the Slim Suit™ user that potentially destroying one's life is simple.)
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(**statement can be replaced with "defy social norms", "gain attention from the authorities", "cause anxiety for friends and guardians", or "resemble a husky robot" for equal effect.)
(***simplicity is conditional. It is dependent on the acknowledgment of the Slim Suit™ user that potentially destroying one's life is simple.)
(via Everything is terrible)
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