Obama Miyagi

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They see me rollin'...

They hatin'.

(via Rad Dudes)

Chuck E. Cheese Training Video

The screenplay I'm writing right now has a character in it that fixes the robots at Chuck E. Cheese, and while doing research for it, I stumbled on this odd gem. Check out 10+ minutes of behind the scene strangeness and awkward real life simulations courtesy of one giant rat, an unsettling voice over actor, and plenty of 80's retro children. Learn how to care for your giant rat costume, how to warm up prior to "Chuck-E-sizing" yourself, as well as learning the rules of proper touching of strangers when working in the field. Good God in heaven this makes me uncomfortable. When I start my Cosplay-themed doomsday cult I'll make sure my recruits watch this until the brink of madness to ensure proper brain washing.

Obey Hypno Cat.

Dear Lord.

Meet my lawyer

No evidence, no conviction. That's my kind of lawyering.

(via Neatorama)

Red 45

If only you could pay extra to be able to drink Malt Liquor with Red Fox. That would be amazing.

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Korean Chicken

Apparently doing the most boss dance in infinity times the universe is how chicken mongers roll in Korea. I'd marry this girl in a nano. She probably likes fried chicken, so double win for me.

(via afrojacks)

Picture of the Day

Hey, everybody! Guess what just got released to DVD. That's right! It's your favorite movie that you haven't seen and have never even heard of:



In anticipation of your questions let me just say, yes, this is a real movie. No, it isn't one of my attempts at photoshop (all though it is just about my level of quality). No, this isn't post-Friends LeBlanc desperation but actually second season of Friends desperation and finally, yes, I'm crying on the inside.

Vote Lando

Are you suffering from Obama hangover and need a new campaign to energetically throw yourself behind? Well suffer no more. Be a good galactic citizen and show your support for the Calrissian/Chewbacca ticket. If you don't, the Emperor's already won.

HURRAY!

Obeezy!!!!!

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!!!

Just one more day!

(via Etsy & myconfinedspace)

Head Over Heels: Literal Video Version

So so good. And it has a monkey in it, so double win.

(Also check out their take on Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Under The Bridge" and A-Ha's "Take On Me". So effing good.)

(via FOD)

I cast my vote...

For this omnipotent king of badassery.

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Genius

I wish the first part lasted for 15 minutes.