F*@k It, We'll Do it Live

I love the internets. They bring out the best in everyone, even a top-notch douchebag like Bill O'Reilly.



This one's got a more underground feel (and better video editing)

(cross-posted at Mantisounds)

Picture Of The Day

Speaking of monkeys rising up and killing humans..if that ever happens, this fucking cat will lead the charge. Look lady, enjoy those laughs while you can. Because Peppers is about to claw off your face and pee on your blouse. Just look at that guy. He's like a hackysack full of fur and hatred.

(via the totally boss MOKS)

When Robotic Simians Attack

And when the monkeys stop using their new found robot arms to eat marshmallows and instead use them to build bigger and better robot arms and eventually a entire army of robot monkey suits, I'll bet you dimes for dollars that this is the retro monkey suit style they come up with:


The only hope for humanity will be for scientists to invent a time machine, go back in time, and destroy science.

PS. Is that robot sporting an ammo belt of light sabers?

(via Kaiju blog)

(Monkeys + Robots) x Telekinesis = End of Human Race

Do scientists not watch science fiction movies?!? Have we learned nothing from Skynet or the Army of the 12 Monkeys? Or Project X, for that matter? Did Charlton Heston teach us nothing about damn dirty apes turning the tables on us? Today it's monkey snacks and warm milk, tomorrow they're squeezing off rounds and programing our cars to crash and our vaccuums to rise up against their homo sapiens overlords with their banana-crazed, robot-controlling superbrains! Hell, if I was a monkey and you had me locked in a cage teaching me to move as one with my robot komrades, you better believe humans would taste the back of my aluminum alloy pimp hand as SOON as they turned away to jot down some notes on my "progress." Foolish humans...

(via Guardian UK)

Picture Of The Day

Summer is almost upon us, and I am working on my warrior hair. It's pretty long right now. Not Williamsburg hipster long, but it's getting there. It's long enough that I need to contain it. I'm a few inches away from looking like a Husky Thor. On windy days I look like fucking Leif Garrett. It's ridiculous. I'm at the point that I look like I lived in the woods for the last 4 months, so pretty soon I'll have to make the decision to cut it, or keep growing it. I so want to keep going strong. When I doubt myself, this picture is my inspiration.

Kirby Vs. Snoop Dogg

Kirby is a small, spherical creature who is a denizen of Dream Land.

Snoop is a tall, human-shaped human who is a denizen of Long Beach, California.

Kirby can walk, run, jump, float, and inhale, spit out or devour his enemies.

Snoop adds "izzle" to the end of words, smokes the reefer, and drops it like it's hot.

Together they make hip-hop nerd magic. Evident in this triumphant mashup.

The Neptunes got nothing on the Japanese ritalin sniffers that programmed the Kirby joint. Nothing.

(via hiphop.videosift)

The Decline Of Western Civilization, Evidence No.837

Stick your head out the window, aim it towards New York. Now listen carefully. If you're lucky you'll just be able to make out the sound of my hand punching myself in the face.

(via Yayhooray)

3 Things Involving Pac-Man

Funny.

Creepy.




Boss.

(via videosift, myconfinedspace, yayhooray)

Stop-Motion Breakdance Battle

Apparently this video is pumping up the jams inside the internetting tubes, and I can see why. Watch as these two clever people make a clever video with uber-clever stop motion technique, all while retaining a clever sense of humor..cleverly. The part where they start flying is totally Apeshit bananas cool. And clever. The dope DJ scratchyness helped to kept my attention. I wonder what the DJ's name is. My mind is swimming with different names, but I have to go with DJ Clever. (Man, that has a clever ring to it. )

(via hiphop.videosift)

Diablo 2003 "Starbuck"

If I had alot of these I'd buy some of those flying bikes from the forest chase in Return Of The Jedi. I'd race them at my parents' house in the woods. It would be fucking fantastic. Come to think of it, I'd most likely hurt myself swiftly like I did when I tried skateboarding. Damn. I can totally see myself sitting on a lawn chair with a umbrella drink and leg casts scowling from the sidelines while my more athletic friends get to use them. Grrrr.

(via Diablo2003)

(*speaking of Star Wars, check out these Dope villain posters!)

Dog: 1, Kid: 0

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Picture Of The Day

AKA Wayne Newton's Mexican cousin Miguel Newton. God this guy rocks. He looks like Newman from Seinfeld dressed as Magnum PI. I can only imagine the photo shoot: Cocaine sandwiches, Pall Mall cigarettes, and lots of messy crying. Just look at that hair. You know he begged the photographer for the side shot so his fans could see the full magnitude of his beautiful afromullet. I thank them both from the bottom of my heart.

Russian Soliders Vs. Run DMC

Praises due to all things old-timey. Watch as these throwback Russian soldiers break out the crazy legs to "It's Like That". Damn they're good. These guys tore down the Iron Curtain, laid it down like cardboard and breakdanced on it. The guy at 1:40 looks like he's about to shoot into fucking the sky. Who said the army can't be fun?

(via Neatorama)

Gnarls Barkley - Going On

Feeling the song, feeling this video...

(via transbuddha)