Thursday, March 16, 2006

One Got Fat - Bicycle safety film

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In 1963, somebody made an educational filmstrip about bike safety featuring hellish monkey children called "One Got Fat". Imagine a Chris Cunninham video with elevator music and little demon chimp kids riding bikes and you get the basic idea of what you are about to watch. Now this is a must see, but be very well may lose a piece of your soul when you gaze upon their demon faces.

Now i'm usually a pro-monkey kind of guy, but this movie had me questioning if God really exists. I honestly can't believe children watched this. What benzadrine addicted spaz of a principal greenlighted this abomination to be screened to humans? Jesus help us all. Check it out:

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