I swear I totally hung out with this kid back in the day. He put Coke in his cheerios and could beat Zelda in like 15 seconds. He pioneered the middle school mullet, owned 25 different pairs of Jams, and was the first kid on the block rocking Z Cavariccis. He could recite every Def Leppard song by heart, and always bragged about seeing Hulk Hogan bodyslam Andre at Wrestlemania in person.
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