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MC Miker G and DJ Sven - Holiday Rap

Little Superstar has officially become an internet sensation, and alot of new info has come up about the fantastic clip. Since watching it, I have become obsessed with finding out what the awesome break is that the pop-locking manchild is dancing to.
Thanks to the fabulous nerd power of Mefi users, I have an answer.

MC Miker G and DJ Sven's "Holiday Rap" is the jam in question.

If you already weren't sold on the track alone, check out Miker and Sven's totally hype promo glossy:

The Visions of Juhan Af Grann

Teach In - The Robot

If Abba, Dschighis Khan, and Kraftwerk had an orgy during a 1970's cocaine marathon, "Teach In" would be the result of their dirty, drug fueled love. As soon as I saw the giant robot on stage, I nearly wet my nerd pants. And when he started to talk the robot talk, I almost swooned. Simply glorious.

(via strangefindings)

James Jean

Bowie On Extras

Watch as David Bowie freestyles song about Ricky Gervais's character from the new season of Extras. "The little fat man with the pug nose face" line kills me. And the song is pretty damn catchy. I can't wait for the new season to start on HBO.

Battleship: Sexism Edition

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Indian Thriller

First the breaking midget, now this. It seems that the internet gods have blessed me again with this fantastic Indian throwback. Check out Tollwood megastar Chiranjeevi rocking out as a Telugan version of MJ. If it had Vincent Price in it, I'd definitely prefer this version to Jacko's. The breakbeat copyright infringefest in the middle is sheer low-tech brilliance. It's like someone played the original for a monkey with a casio and paid it a bucket full of peanuts to recreate it.

(via Daily Nut)

Cats That Look Like Hitler

Shaolin Kung Fu documentary

Cassettes de Gasolineras

Check out this fantastic gallery of cassette tapes found in Spanish gasoline stations..Featuring stars such as Pancho Y Javi (aka Hispanic Wham!)

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Little Superstar

Being a blog nerd is alot like being a crappy fisherman. Sometimes you catch some good ones, but it's mostly luck. Sometimes you get those "hey guy, look at this" emails filled with things you saw 2 years ago when you were just a JV internet nerd. But occasionally, someone sends you the best thing you've ever seen.

This video in one of those things. When I'm stressed out, I go to a special place inside my mind to get away from life's madness. And that place happens to look exactly like this. A beatbox, mustache, electro, a midget, and some fresh popping and locking. Jesus Christ. It really doesn't get any better than this.

Dali vs. Disney: "Destino"

Crazy Xbox Lady

Bizarre Book Index

You may remember some of these gems from previous pics I posted..This is an awesome collection of strange books including such bestsellers as "Kamasutra for Cats", "The Disadvantages of Being Dead", or my personal favorite.."The Truth About Fonzie". Fantastic.

Bear on Trampoline

Saw this on Weeds the other night..I guess there's not much need for explanation...

Deal of the Century

Satan's Singalong!

Happy 666! Yes folks, this is my 666th post. So in light of the occasion, I decided to show some love to the big man down under. Here's Satan's song from South Park: The Movie. That last high note is Satanerrific. Big shout outs to all my fallen homies on lockdown in the hot place! 666 posts and going strong!

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Caakthal!

This is the current winner of the Association of Independent Creative Editors Trailer Park contest that created the brilliant Shining Redux last year. Tom Cruise and Bollywood go together like L. Ron Hubbard and crazy. A perfect fit.

Swedish Metal Aid

Many moons ago, Joey Tempest from 80's Swede metal gods Europe decided to call up 120 of his fellow Swede metalheads to put together a mega tribute to help save the starving in Africa. The results are truly breathtaking.

Jesus Christ. I'd rather starve to death than hear this more than once. Never has so much hair and mediocre singing ability been assembled in one place. For some reason this reminded me of the intro to Fraggle Rock. Except that song is much much better than this one..

Bruce vs. Kareem

Speaking of Boss, here is a wicked boss fight from Game Of Death. This is the Bruce Lee version, the way he wanted it to be shown.

Banksy Show

First he punks the shit out of Paris Hilton's new CD with Dangermouse. Then he does up Disneyland poli-style with a Guantanamo Bay detainee. The guy is king. He'd have to abduct a princess and fight Italian plumbers to be any more boss.

Wicked Kid Drummer

This kid is 4 years old and plays drums better than I ever will. I really shouldn't be jealous of children. But you have to admit he is a little bastard for being so damn good.

Hora!

Folks, it's been a week..I have been at the rent's house looking for trabajo and haven't had time to blog it up, so I apologize...This past weekend I went to my boy Jay's wedding and had a blast. They had wicked food, good drink, and a cake (it didn't look like this one):

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Mugshot Battle!

Today is a somber day, and if you're here you probably don't want to deal with the 9/11 memorial madness sweeping the net/tv/papers/minds of every person in the world..Instead, help me figure out who has the best mughsot. And out of respect for 9/11, I threw in a few terrorists just for fun. Just because they hate our infidel asses doesn't mean we can't laugh at their ridiculous appearances. So, cast your votes and help me decide..

I'm too lazy to read the backstory on this, but I bet it has something to do with binge drinking-induced sleep deprivation and swinging wildly at invisible air demons. He looks like the nazi who chose the wrong grail cup in Indy 3. In a Hawaiian shirt.



You may remember Mr. Trafficant from our previous Hair Battle last year. I remember him as that guy who looks like a shaved silver back Gorilla. It's so amazing how bad hair can make anything fantastic. It looks like the mashed potato mountain Richard Dreyfuss sculpts in Close Encounters.



Al-Marri's case is complicated. Supposedly connected to terrorism, he is curently on perpetual lock down courtesy of Uncle Sam. But who cares about the details. He's clearly a enemy combatant fighting a holy war on good taste. If Bin Laden wants to blow up a Dokken concert, he should send this guy. The "business in front, jihad in the back" ape drape could not be more perfect.



Although not technically a mugshot, this has got to be one of the best photographs of the decade. It's pretty obvious the Swat team didn't let Khalid sleep in. Call me a conspiracy buff, but I find it hard to believe that Ron Jeremy is the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. And you'd think that with that amount of body hair someone would have dipped into the Al qaeda petty cash and sprung for some electrolysis. He looks like a Wario Chia Pet.



Finally, what kind of competition would this be without the Golden boy of mugshots. Mr. Tribbett was caught in front of a Bellaire, Ohio store trying to buy more paint and keep the party moving. Pat's just a regular guy. He puts his pants on every morning just like the rest of us. Except instead of coffee and Regis, he huffs spraypaint. But before you judge, realize that the man is clearly a fucking champion. Noone remembers the name of the guy who got caught huffing silver.

So there you have it, folks. Cast your votes! Let the battle begin...

Mr. T Punches Sharks

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Chinglish Flickr Gallery

Engrish isn't old and busted, but Chinglish is definitely new hotness. Check out this huge gallery of Chinese English abuse.

A proper tribute to Mr. Irwin

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Bloodsport Mentos

This made my day. The famous Hong Kong Chase scene has been brilliantly transformed into a Mentos ad. Hard to believe that there was time where Forrest Whitaker, JCVD, and Ogre were in the same tax bracket. 1988 was a really good year.

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Final Countdown: Megamix

MC Trebek

It's a fact: Alex Trebek rocks microphones. Even sans mustache. "MC Trebek in the Hizzouse" is easily the best Jeopardy category ever. I gotta say, the dude does a wicked Snoop Dogg.

Back on the Blogahol

Well I'm back from my blog hiatus..My brain was too full, I guess I needed to defrag to make room for more nerdery..As an apology, I offer you this video of one of the truly epic battles of our time..KITT vs KARR. I'm pretty sure Hoff is rocking Soul Glo in this clip. His manfro is simply glorious. Why should you watch this? Three words: Turbo Boost showdown.



(via Transbuddha)