Help! Someone call Dr. Zaius! This blog has flat lined! What can I say. Sorry just doesn't cut it. A month and change and nary a helping monkey anywhere in sight? That's not right. Therefore I humbly accept my demotion to 3 star nerd for my blog insubordination. I sincerely apologize to all my fellow monkians for denying you of your daily stupid for entirely too long. I assure you I had a very good reason for being away for so long.
So I emplore you to forgive and forget, and let's move on. I got my frantic blog paws warmed up. Sound the trumpets and bring in the bananas. This monkey is ready to bring the noise.