Dear internet God: Thank you for listening to my prayers. I've been looking for footage of this movie for a long time, and I thank you for granting me a moment of joy and a brief respite from my sad little life. I'll always remember that you showed me the crappiest, shittiest, worst, most awful thing I've ever seen. And in doing so, you showed me how truly amazing copyright raping foreign knockoffs can truly be. Internet, your power is glorious. You are the General Zod to my fallen Metropolis.