Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Let’s stand strong like the Tokyo Tower!


I felt like I was dreaming an awful and beautiful dream watching this clip. It's called "Boom Boom Wonderland". And even though it sounds like the secret brothel at HongKong Disneyland, it's an actual "song". That also contains "rap".

Bear witness as lazy-eyed aerobics Svengali and part time cult status celebrity Billy Blanks engages in a truly godless combination of Tae Bo, high NRG Japanese techno and gifted wordplay.

The set is bewildering. It looks like Commander Billy rented Daft Punk's lighting and used to rest of his petty cash to hire the extras from The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift to sing accompaniment (spoiler: they fail miserably.)

Sing along if you dare. As an added bonus, you don't have to leave your chair to lose weight. You are guaranteed to shed at least 3 pounds when your brain explodes trying to understand what in the name of Jack fucking LaLane is going on.

(via Japanprobe)

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