I know I tend to exaggerate, but friends I can honestly say that I would marry Satan himself if I could get this band to do the reception. Wait till you get a load of the drummer. He is to drums as husky nerds are to Renaissance fairs. He moves like Rain man and plays like Keith Moon. Like a sandwich of perfect with slices of fucking awesome in it. And he couldn't be a bigger ham for the spotlight. Not even a Korean Charles Bronson playing Santana riffs dressed like a Love Boat waiter can steal his immortal rock thunder. He either absolutely fucking adores lounge music, or he's on ecstasy. One way or another, we all win.