Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Get to work, you lousy chimps.

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Damn, it's been a bit. Since my last post (the one where I promised to write more) I've been on a series of exciting adventures. And by exciting adventures I actually mean unexciting, non-adventures. The fact is, I'm stupid. Stupid like a Basset Hound on Heroin. Stupid, handsome, and extremely fun to be with. But stupid. There's truly no excuse for me not being here. The fact is the monkeys and I are engaged in spirited negotiations over contracts and past wage issues. They want air conditioning and a Foosball table. They also demand to not be chained to their desktops 15 hours a day. Those filthy little bastards. So today I managed to tear myself away from GTA 4 long enough to grant them their unreasonable demands. I suppose I have to give them what they want so the stupid continues to flow properly here on M4H.

I miss you, internet. Let's never be apart again. That being said, here's some top notch randomness the monkeys and I have been kicking around the office...

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This is how to pose like a pimp.

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This is how to be a pimp.

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This is a mustache.

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This is Kan.

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This is Science.


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This is Slater.

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This is a show that needs to come back on the air...(movie coming soon?)

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This is how you make a grown man yelp like a little girl.


This is how Steven Seagal becomes The Cockpuncher.

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This is how to be presidential.

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This is how to be old and awesome while reenacting famous Vietnam photos.

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This is the proper finishing move when fighting a midget in short shorts.

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This is how you make a movie.




And finally, we have these assholes.

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Look at them. They're so Christmas they shit tinsel.

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