Things this guy is saying with his expression:
"Free pie? Yesssssssssssssssss."
"Nice catch, no catch. Go back to JV, bro."
"Heck yes I watch Golden Girls! Who doesn't?"
One thing he's not saying:
"My name is Bradford and I'm proud to be the poster boy for seminal emmisions."
Some people who do anything to be famous. I guarantee you if he was alive today he would be eating horse balls on A Shot At Love 2 with Tila Tequila.