AKA Wayne Newton's Mexican cousin Miguel Newton. God this guy rocks. He looks like Newman from Seinfeld dressed as Magnum PI. I can only imagine the photo shoot: Cocaine sandwiches, Pall Mall cigarettes, and lots of messy crying. Just look at that hair. You know he begged the photographer for the side shot so his fans could see the full magnitude of his beautiful afromullet. I thank them both from the bottom of my heart.