Thursday, August 07, 2008

Super Psyched

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Someone told me sometime recently but I can't remember who or when that I should talk about myself more on this site. Easier said than done.

I'm boring. Not C-Span or Ray Romano boring, but pretty fucking dull. But I suppose life is slightly less boring than usual lately so I figure what the hell..So I'm quitting my job as a dog walker and am about to start a program for screenwriting in a few weeks. I can honestly say that I'm geeked. Amped. Pumped. I feel like a horse jacked on German steroids at the gate at the Kentucky Derby. Pow. I want to administer the high-five to Robot Jesus while riding a Dinosaur through Rock N Roll town. So fucking excited. And I have to say that posting on M4H over the years has been the main reason I want to pursue it as a (gulp) career.

When I write it makes my brain feel like monkeys are playing floor hockey with lasersticks and fireballs inside my giant nerd head. And that sends a signal to my giant nerd face which makes it smile. So we'll see what happens. All I know is that for the next year all I'll be doing is writing. (Which means more nerd-farming over here, so hurray!) And I implore you, fellow monkiacs, to feel free to give me all your ideas for screenplays. I'll be sure to gracefully steal them with my trademark high-intensity style and panache. C'mon, people! Eye of the tiger! Let's take Hollywood by storm and spank its bloated, cocaine-filled face till it gives us what we want! (Candy, cigarettes, and cigarettes that taste like candy will suffice.)

Speaking of movies, here's something I'd like to see made into a movie:

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"Akbar Does Ibiza". Call Hollywood.

And If I get the superskills, maybe I'll be able to make movies as awesome as these:

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Why God, Why.

Off to school..

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To get my mind right..

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It'll be hard..

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I must make sure to not to do Hood rat stuff with my friends..



Gotta eat right..

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Make interesting new friends..


Maybe start an exercise program..

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And always..always make sure to dance the beautiful dance.



Then one day, far down the road, once I make the big bucks..

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I'll finally be able to kick back and relax.

(pics/links via myconfinedspace, afrojacks, yayhooray, neatorama, Byron Crawford, and PCL link dump...)

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