Friday, October 31, 2008

Stop: Candy Time.

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Happy Halloween, monkiacs!!! Can't wait to see how many people are going dressed as Sarah Palin or the Joker this year. Someone should combine them to create an uber-topical culturally relevant mega-costume, and they should talk like Borat the whole night, just to add extra played-outness to the event. I for one plan on getting diabetes from eating candy and look forward to dressing up as your boy Jesus Christ for the festive occasion. (Husky chain-smoking Jesus to be exact). But if I wasn't already going as Jesus, I'd most definitely go as any one of these amazing individuals:

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Lord help us all. I would actually kill an endangered species to be able to dress like one of them. I'd make cologne out of their bathwater if it would guarantee I could be 1/1000 as cool as they are without even trying. These are truly notable specimens of human perfection. I mean, come the fuck on, already! They look like Carter-era porn gaffers moonlighting as Scottish Daredevils.

So in the true spirit of Halloween, I wanted to post one of my all time favorite videos. It's really an internet classic, but for some reason I never got around to posting it on M4H. Check out Klaus's strange first day in this amazing German Forklift training video. I won't ruin it for you. Just watch it till the end.

I hope you all have a wicked weekend..and if you are out candy hunting tonight, remember the code!

(link via Neatorama, amazing picture via the always amazing katastrofala omslag)


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