Have another, Goldblum.

Take film and television's own Mr. Jeff Goldblum. Then record him for an Apple ad. Now slow him down to three quarters speed. The result? A man who sounds like he spent New Years Eve taking Percocet and slugging warm wine out of a plastic bag behind the 7-11. He sounds like the Orson Welles wine commerical. Just brilliant.

The Blum rocks. Makes me wish someone would finally relaunch Jeff Goldblum is Watching you Poop.

(via M4h homebro Craplinks)