Attention EVERYONE: he's for hire. Ferrari Guy can be yours for 300 dollars an hour. Oh man. I can't wait to see the faces on the people at the Street Fighter costume party after the vicious one-upping I serve them when I arrive as Ken Masters accompanied by my authentic American video game stereotype Hollywood agent to complete the look. If Sega's "Outrun" had a boss stage, this guy would be the slightly weaker boss you have to fight right before facing him. (The secret to beating him is punching him in the cocaine.)
I'm no math engineer, but I bet he could kill those people in the distance with the power of his screams.
(via always dope blog bredren Craplinks)
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