Bruce vs. Kareem

Speaking of Boss, here is a wicked boss fight from Game Of Death. This is the Bruce Lee version, the way he wanted it to be shown.

Banksy Show

First he punks the shit out of Paris Hilton's new CD with Dangermouse. Then he does up Disneyland poli-style with a Guantanamo Bay detainee. The guy is king. He'd have to abduct a princess and fight Italian plumbers to be any more boss.

Check out some pics from a recent celebrity saturated show in LA...I gotta say, Meg White is pretty hot for a vampire.

(Click pic for gallery!)

(Thanks Lodi!)

Wicked Kid Drummer

This kid is 4 years old and plays drums better than I ever will. I really shouldn't be jealous of children. But you have to admit he is a little bastard for being so damn good.

Hora!

Folks, it's been a week..I have been at the rent's house looking for trabajo and haven't had time to blog it up, so I apologize...This past weekend I went to my boy Jay's wedding and had a blast. They had wicked food, good drink, and a cake (it didn't look like this one):

The part of the evening that left a lasting impression on my mind was when it was decided that we should do the Hora (the jewish wedding tradition where the bride and groom are lifted up on chairs and danced around). I was underneath the groom.

Well I guess I was drunk and didn't realize what I was getting myself into. (The groom is around 6'4 and like 250.) The next thing I know I'm holding onto a chair leg for dear life while my booze-pickled muscles slowly give out on me, hoping that the song will end before I fall to the floor weeping like a scared baby.

And then it happened. My grip slipped, and the chair came crashing down.

Onto my head.

I figured I'd share so others can laugh at my misfortune. Because Ow=funny.

Picture Of The Day

If God loves Afros and pelvic thrusts, I'll praise his ass.

Mugshot Battle!

Today is a somber day, and if you're here you probably don't want to deal with the 9/11 memorial madness sweeping the net/tv/papers/minds of every person in the world..Instead, help me figure out who has the best mughsot. And out of respect for 9/11, I threw in a few terrorists just for fun. Just because they hate our infidel asses doesn't mean we can't laugh at their ridiculous appearances. So, cast your votes and help me decide..

who's mugshot reigns supreme?

#1: Nick Nolte

I'm too lazy to read the backstory on this, but I bet it has something to do with binge drinking-induced sleep deprivation and swinging wildly at invisible air demons. He looks like the nazi who chose the wrong grail cup in Indy 3. In a Hawaiian shirt.

#2: James Trafficant

You may remember Mr. Trafficant from our previous Hair Battle last year. I remember him as that guy who looks like a shaved silver back Gorilla. It's so amazing how bad hair can make anything fantastic. It looks like the mashed potato mountain Richard Dreyfuss sculpts in Close Encounters.

#3: Ali Saleh Kahlah al-Marri

Al-Marri's case is complicated. Supposedly connected to terrorism, he is curently on perpetual lock down courtesy of Uncle Sam. But who cares about the details. He's clearly a enemy combatant fighting a holy war on good taste. If Bin Laden wants to blow up a Dokken concert, he should send this guy. The "business in front, jihad in the back" ape drape could not be more perfect.

#4: James Brown

Money is wasted on people with no sense of creativity. I would spend my hypothetical untold millions to see a drunken bum fight between JB and Nick Nolte. The shit would be better than Harry Potter vs. Voldermort. What a cryptic smile. James Brown: Mona Lisa of the drunk tank.

#5: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

Although not technically a mugshot, this has got to be one of the best photographs of the decade. It's pretty obvious the Swat team didn't let Khalid sleep in. Call me a conspiracy buff, but I find it hard to believe that Ron Jeremy is the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. And you'd think that with that amount of body hair someone would have dipped into the Al qaeda petty cash and sprung for some electrolysis. He looks like a Wario Chia Pet.

#6: Patrick Tribbett

Finally, what kind of competition would this be without the Golden boy of mugshots. Mr. Tribbett was caught in front of a Bellaire, Ohio store trying to buy more paint and keep the party moving. Pat's just a regular guy. He puts his pants on every morning just like the rest of us. Except instead of coffee and Regis, he huffs spraypaint. But before you judge, realize that the man is clearly a fucking champion. Noone remembers the name of the guy who got caught huffing silver.

So there you have it, folks. Cast your votes! Let the battle begin...

Mr. T Punches Sharks

(via YTMND)

Chinglish Flickr Gallery

Engrish isn't old and busted, but Chinglish is definitely new hotness. Check out this huge gallery of Chinese English abuse.

(Click pic for gallery!)

(via Boing Boing)

A proper tribute to Mr. Irwin

R.I.P. you crazy bastard.

(via YTMND)

Bloodsport Mentos

This made my day. The famous Hong Kong Chase scene has been brilliantly transformed into a Mentos ad. Hard to believe that there was time where Forrest Whitaker, JCVD, and Ogre were in the same tax bracket. 1988 was a really good year.

Picture Of The Day

and told me to dress like Barry Gibb.

Final Countdown: Megamix

Press play and scroll to enjoy my ghetto fabulous multimedia homage to Europe.

Godamn I love that song.

MC Trebek

It's a fact: Alex Trebek rocks microphones. Even sans mustache. "MC Trebek in the Hizzouse" is easily the best Jeopardy category ever. I gotta say, the dude does a wicked Snoop Dogg.

(via Gorillamask)

Back on the Blogahol

Well I'm back from my blog hiatus..My brain was too full, I guess I needed to defrag to make room for more nerdery..As an apology, I offer you this video of one of the truly epic battles of our time..KITT vs KARR. I'm pretty sure Hoff is rocking Soul Glo in this clip. His manfro is simply glorious. Why should you watch this? Three words: Turbo Boost showdown.

(via Transbuddha)