Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Arnold's Total Body Workout

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Arnold Schwarzenegger. Flagrant womanizer. Iron pumper. Kennedy humper. Governator. Terminator. Austrian. Barbarian. Republican. Destroyer of English. So much can be said about him. Love him or hate him, Arnold is one of a kind.

This is a fantastic album he made back in 1983 called "Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Body Workout". Arnold gives basic instructions on how to exercise with and without weights. Every time he says "bahbul" I almost spit. His English is fucking horrible. I can just imagine him sweating in the vocal booth trying to use his brain muscle to form basic American sentences.

This is chock full of samples. And the songs he "instructs" over are fabulous.."It's Raining Men", "Don't Stop Believin", and other shitty 80's gems. One of my favorite lines:

"I have to warn you now that your shoulders will be so wide you will not be able to fit through the door."

Thanks Arnold. I'll keep that in mind.

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